Oh right, because that makes all the difference for someone who ran a fucking concentration camp. He perhaps didn’t shoot people from his balcony like in the movie.

I really believed He visited people living in what was likely Mesoamerica after His resurrection (which is what the Book of Mormon, among a great many other things, chronicles). If you believe that Christ was, in fact, the Son of God and was, in fact, resurrected and appeared to His followers in Palestine, what would…

I highly recommend Bright-sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America by Barbara Ehrenreich. It’s a fascinating study about how that behavior has f*cked up the U.S.

“Honey, you’re too sad. I want this place to be like Disneyland, and there’s no sad people at Disneyland.”

This is what anonymous tips to health inspectors are for.

#notallMRAssholes, amirightbro?

“But why would you “crack down” on someone complimenting your shirt or making a positive comment about your attractiveness? How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?”

Oh Roosh, go wash your wig already.

well, in all fairness to the manager, in some cultures deep frying unusual items is a perfectly acceptable form of workplace instruction and discipline....

Or, depending on where this was, the girls were trafficked.

What a fabulous read.

“Instead, he physically grabs this girl who is about 95 lbs (literally half his size) by the arm and snatches the car keys out of her hand. He then proceeds to throw them in the Awesome Blossom batter and DEEP FRY her car keys.”

1) Use the coupons for the hottest salsa you can get.

Who would agree to that?! Weeks of unpaid labour?

“Finally, one Friday, he said, “Let me borrow it this weekend! I need to move some stuff out of my garage.”

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

Draw me like one of your French girls.

“when the boss is drunk, don’t hold the cheese.”

I both hate and love reading these things.