I cannot believe the people in the first story did not call their asshole friend out on her embarassing, horrible behavior. I’m always frustrated when I read that their friends or family just “acted embarassed.” Then again, assholes probably have asshole friends.

FRIDAY BARGAIN BIN FOREVER! Jk. OMG. That striped top and the Marianne Faithfull photo memoir. GIMME!

Absolutely! I feel so bad for Anna. She’s basically trapped by her family’s beliefs and expectations and on top of it she’s probably blaming herself for not “fulfilling his needs.” And even if she could get out she’d be totally alone and ill prepared for life in the real world (lack of skills and job experience,…

same. If you were unhappy it meant that you didn’t appreciate the blessings you DO have and were just focusing on “the devil’s work” - so glad to never have to deal with that kind of brainwashing bullshit again!

No lies I have watched this probably 10 times. I love it so much!

THANK YOU! If I died I’m pretty positive my husband’s hygiene would be awful and he’d only do the dishes like once a month and if he died I’d probably not pay the bills for a month because I’ve complete forgotten where our login cheat sheet is. There’d definitely be gaps but we share the load but it’s not like he’s an…

The thing is, these dudes were likely unmarried at one point too. I’m sure they know how to change the sheets, they JUST DON”T WANT TO. lol

Yeah, that photo made me think “Why do I eat animals again? This looks so human!”

Oh man, I hope her hair isn’t actually that color. Please tell me the printing made it look weird...

I would go with PIG but this is good too

DEAD. I just shot water out of my nose at work. 10/10.

When I was 19 I went to Mexico with my then boyfriend and we bought tequila. We were told we wouldn’t have to go through security again on our connecting flight. LIES! TSA wanted to confiscate it not because we were underage (they didn’t even ask) but because we were planning to carry on and it was too much liquid. My…

I mean, that alcohol would probably kill the e.coli right? (no, but still, I admire your friend. You choose them wisely)

SAME

At first I just read “I should not be offended” as her trying to not be annoyed that her friend won’t listen to her problems/whining anymore. That still makes more sense to me but I love this interpretation of the song.

If I were the person in the sunscreen story I would’ve refused to get it. I’m really good with smile big while letting them down. Something like *Smiles* “Oh, I’m so sorry. I can’t! It’s not within my job description but if you just pop on right over to the shop there they can help you!” Then walk away briskly before…

That mother whose family had all the allergies...UGh. Why do you even bother to go out? I hate it when people pretend to be allergic to something just because they don’t like it and/or have an intolerance. For instance, I can’t eat soy because of an endocrine disorder but I would *never* say I’m allergic to it. I have…

daaaaaamn gurl. That shit is impressive. (and OUCH)

Thank you for that reassurance. I’m 29 and trying to conceive and this article freaked me out just a bit about the irreparable (unless you’re rich) loss of my beautiful vagina.

Mine too!