That mother whose family had all the allergies...UGh. Why do you even bother to go out? I hate it when people pretend to be allergic to something just because they don’t like it and/or have an intolerance. For instance, I can’t eat soy because of an endocrine disorder but I would *never* say I’m allergic to it. I have…

daaaaaamn gurl. That shit is impressive. (and OUCH)

Thank you for that reassurance. I’m 29 and trying to conceive and this article freaked me out just a bit about the irreparable (unless you’re rich) loss of my beautiful vagina.

Mine too!

I told my husband that I’m not even considering a natural birth because fuck that. Modern medicine exists for a reason, and that reason is to not make me suffer any more than I have to. I’m really in awe of people who do it but I just cannot/will not be that person.

“Because Americans are a bunch of thirsty Anglophiles...”

Hell yeah, proud American Anglophile here! I’ll watch the shit out of this.

Hell yes

I have worked in the school system, and I totally get that. But the point is that the kids are NOT at school, and they’re with their parent. I understand that not everything is predictable but the special needs kids whose classrooms I’ve assisted in usually also had clear preferences and likes in addition to their…

Mmmmaybe I don’t want to have kids. *Shudders*

completely agree

I can understand it (sort of, not really) if the kid had a disorder or disability and random things can lead to a melt down. But if that’s the case (like the weird mom on the plane a few months back) take your kid to a place where you know they can get what they want to eat, the way they want it. Yes, it sucks but…

These stories make me so glad that I don’t work in the service industry any more. What makes people think acting like that is ok? Is their life really so sad that they need to pull power trips in restaurants and be fussy?

Yes, he was right and I readily admit it! :) To his face even!

I am firmly team toaster oven. My husband insisted that we register for one when we got married and it’s ended up being one of the best, most used items in our kitchen. Ours is a slightly nicer model and I often use it to cook/bake things when it’s too hot to use our huge gas oven.

Wow, it sounds like there were TWO Bridezillas in this wedding. (I know, I hate that term too, but it really seems appropriate here). Who the f*ck invites someone to their wedding and then guilts them about the price of it? If you don’t want to spend the money on that person, don’t invite them. If you don’t like the…

Yes, the world does need this jam. Would it be wrong to blast this in my very straight-laced office?

Minor Manicuring FTW! I don’t know anyone who gets fully waxed anymore.

THIS. yes.

None because f*ck enduring pain for someone else’s definition of beauty (also I’m broke AF)

These are all amazing but especially that first one. I needed that smile on this bullshit Monday.