Advice for the red guys. Overlap the flanks of the blue phalanx. This is elementary tactics!

I love that retractable proboscis.

Since it’s a dwarf, we’ll name it Sleepy.

The Sputnik-1 satellite going up (1957).

I thought I knew about all the fetishes ... then I saw this.

Photoshopped pic, although it seems in character for Mrs. Palin.

I quite using marijuana because it wipes out the last few minutes of my short-term memory. I used to toke with friends, engaging in stimulating conversation between puffs. I would repeatedly find myself thinking, “Somebody just said something profound, but I’m damned if I know what it was.”

Two minutes of silence, please, in memory of Modok

The 2nd sample sounds like a sound effect from a 50s science fiction movie.

Why settle for the lesser evil? Vote CTHULHU

It’s hard to characterize what Anti-Stratfordians believe. Each one has their own candidate.

Yes, I mean Bill. Thanks for catching that.

Oh, but she’s not only a woman but an MP. The assassin was punishing her for being so uppity.

Gale is now kissing someone else’s lips. He’s got some important job in District 2. I see him on TV sometimes. Something about killing aliens.

Forty years after A New Hope (when we called it Star Wars), Han Solo is still my man. I still haven’t figured out how to get him away from Calista Flockhart, though.

Looks like someone’s copied Sam Waterson’s cartoon style.

I’m one of those fans who liked the first 2 books but was disappointed in MJ. I must admit Suzanne Collins is hopelessly addicted to. Sentence. Fragments.

It doesn’t help that M. Knight Shammalamma-ding-dong directed it.

Who’s going to save the Justice League from Zack Snyder?

It’s Inuit, if I’m not mistaken.