I know I am not adding anything new, hence my name, but Maya Rudolph is a god damned treasure. Her role of the hormone monstress is phenomenal and hearing some interviews on recent podcasts with Conan and the Smartless guys just makes me love her even more. I could hear her say “bubble bath” as the hormone monstress…

He’s not the only one...

If it breaks up Gwen and Blake, this whole pandemic will have been worth it.

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”

At least she’s not being blamed for the wildfires??

Meghan Markle will wear the wrong color hat that shows total disrespect to the Queen, marks the end of the British Empire, and will be literally worse than the Blitz of London.

I wonder how the Daily Mail is going to blame Meghan for this ?

LW, you know you’re still using your ex, right?

“Everyone is on edge and just trying to hold it together and stay strong.”

Y’know, places like the Rose Garden needs ROSES. And color. Because all that pic makes me want to do is fall asleep, right there in the middle of the concrete. I don’t think I could make it to the grass without falling asleep.

Think of the Stanley family during the War of the Roses. Whenever a cousin tried to take the throne from another cousin, they always had one Stanley on their side and one against. That way, whomever won had a member of the family in the inner circle, and they could always convince them to forgive the other Stanley.

But Prince Andrew is all good with you, Will? Did he bring any shame or damage your family’s reputation? Clearly you all weren’t blindsided, though, because that guy’s nickname was Randy Andy for a looooooooong time. You all discussing what to do with Andrew in private, are you? Going to turn him over to the…

I’m questioning whether you know what ‘objectively’ means or not.

This take is so bad that the quality all of your other opinions are now in question.

She needs to see the inside of a cell for at least six months. Every cop-calling Karen and every lunatic white woman going crazy in grocery and other retail stores ALL need to spend a minimum of six months in jail. I’m a nearly fifty-year-old white woman, and I can say with confidence that if my fellow WW saw that…

I feel like a real Polyanna that that didn’t initially occur to me, but now I can’t unhear it.  You’re 100% right.

UGH - This is like the gazillionth thing filed this to “Things I had double check weren’t really an Onion headline” since this presidency began. I believe that Trump is far gone enough to not have any idea what is going on. I believe that Pence is oblivious enough to not know of the existence of Juneteenth. But the…

“This will allow women to be oppressed,” claims individual immediately defining women solely by their ability to have children, shoddily argued with a “binary sexes” argument that falls apart when you remember intersex people exist.

Diving into insane conspiracy theories right now is a defense mechanism for the right wing. When you can’t exist in the actual reality, you have to invent a fake one to deal with the cognitive dissonance. And the further you need to retreat, the crazier that fake reality gets.

Harry Potter was such an important part of my childhood as someone who didn’t have many friends it was a huge escape, please don’t ruin it now by being a terf 😔