Also, fuck the $2M pair of diamond encrusted loafers he wore on TMS this past season. (partially because I’m jealous that this dingus has diamond encrusted shoes, and I do not)

That makes more sense. It’s stupid, but makes sense.

Um, that’s Princess Anne’s hairdo immediately to JT’s right in the video footage... Yes?

I highly recommend reading those novels for some semi-historically accurate entertainment. Philippa Gregory’s Plantagenet/Cousins War books are superior to the Tudor Court ones, story and writing wise.

Also, I am obsessed with The White Princess miniseries. It’s just so pretty.

Probably as a nod to Henry VII’s mother, Margaret Beaufort, who styled HERSELF as “My Lady, the King’s Mother”... but *shrugs*

I have loved the 1968 version, and yes I still maintain that Anthony Newley in particular could get it. The Eddie Murphy one was a thing that happened, but the book was something I remember reading at my grandmother’s house. I’ll give this a better chance than I gave Chris Rock’s guinea pig.

SOPHIIIIIIIE

I would like to nominate this piece of journalism for a Pulitzer, based on the opening line alone. Thank you.

 Expect nothing less from someone named Torsten. Nothing. 

*sips from Family Guy drinking game pint glass*

I read that he wanted more say in how his character and the show progressed, but was denied.

*shows Mr Crockpottr with conviction*

https://media.giphy.com/media/jL6OeIhk3zPi/giphy.gif

You’d think having a mom who is an esthetician would be “cool” for a high schooler. Free waxing, skincare help, and makeup? Fuck yeah!!! Not to my 9th grader though I was OBSESSED that I had always missed a single hair shaving at her age.

I don’t understand Gen Z.

I offer my unprofessional services of psychic ability to Camp Stewart if the position hasn’t been filled. 

AM I TOO LATE FOR STRICTLY BALLROOM DISCUSSIONS? My love of the Paso Doble began with that red ruffly dress.....

I was, and still remain to this day, a staunch Strawberry Lipsmacker fan. 

YES!!!!! The gasp! 

The knowledge that I was not the only one who was assaulted with Babs singing Guys and Dolls medleys while flirting with an on screen Marlon Brando during car rides.

I’ll look into it.