Is this where we check in for the straight presenting but not actually straight housewives meeting?

There it is. 

I was coming here to share the sentiment about that dress. My goddess below, it was awful. 

I’ve seen Mr Crockpottter do it without breaking a sweat. Dunking stool time? #witchcraft

Fourth**

Am I excited for a Baz biopic about Elvis? Yes and no. I’m not sure anyone can top Jonathan Rhys-Meyers’ portrayal. I will totally take it back if I’m proven wrong, but at the moment the only reason I have for seeing it is Hanx.

Is “Marriage Bootcamp: Celebrity Edition” still airing? I could hang with a season of Junior and Aubrey’s return to the mansion. For science. Naturally. 

Example 56-19854-8B in a list of reasons I have no regrets in leaving that side of the Columbia River for my current one. #housewivesofVantucky

It’s really REALLY hard to be the self proclaimed Princess of Arizona, you guys. 

The concept of Mila just having a Bad Mom’s Wedding guest moment with Nepotism Barbie has me all hot and bothered. Excuse me. I need to calm down a little. 

Unpopular opinion: I liked her wedge boots. 😂

Yep. My divorce was finalized over 8.5 years ago, and mine keeps trying to pull shit all the time. im Remarried. So is he. Wtf 

*pretends to not do this daily*

Is this where their refreshingly honest marriage hurt you?

Now I’m super concerned for the welfare of the EXTRA Sleepytime Tea bear!!!!! That shit will knock a beast OUT.

There's a baby in my Baby & Me group that I'm sure will grow up to have a great personality. 😬

Here’s Minicrockpotter for your baby fix needs.

I also need this information...for a friend.

Oh god. What was the result?

How in the name of Satan’s colostomy bag do I not remember the slap?!?! I guess I blacked out the ending completely.