Oh please do! He is considered America’s first serial killer. He built a murder palace at the Chicago worlds fair and disguised it as a hotel/boarding house for out of towners who wouldn’t be missed to “stay” at.

Ugh. I find the actual house to be “more creepy,” as it lends to the fact that this shit can happen to you more than a traditionally “scary” house.

Don’t worry. Someone here in Portland will make it a thing, because “art” or something.

Mini Crockpotter has had it THREE FUCKING TIMES since March. I keep telling her to not allow the other girls in her classes to play with her long, curly, thick, ginger locks.... 5th graders will do anything to be accepted into the herd, even if the risk is lice.

😧😧😧

Mustard. Porn

Can you imagine coming up this beautiful span of nature to discover someone not only essentially mooning you, but taking a photo as well?

Well if I had known it was that easy, I would have traveled to that Salem years ago. Doing that in Salem, Oregon does not guarantee excellent results.

Kathy Bates was the only decent part of that season.

Can you find out how one goes about getting invited to these parties? Asking for a friend.

Congrats! I also fall in the category of women who hated being pregnant. Littlest Crockpotter is 14 days old today, and I’ve never been so happy to not be knocked up anymore due to the laundry list of problems i had during mine. Hopefully yours is complication free!

I had the Mirena about ten years ago after my first daughter was born, and it exacerbated my PCOS. sad because I loved the idea of the Mirena... I just had another baby and will be going back to the nexplanon implant at my six week checkup.

Exactly. Just a bunch of men getting their panties in a big fucking twist because, shocker!, we can do things too.

That’s what I saw happening

We just did what is hopefully the final love check on my daughter for the year. She has gotten them THREE times since March. I’m sure I’ve spent about $400 in professional delousing services and products.

I will not rest until this happens. I never knew this was what my life has been missing. I just....sploosh.

At least it’s a more common sounding name out of the chatacters’ surnames. She could be named Poovy...or Tunt.

*sigh* my hometown....

I would have ended up in jail probably as an accessory to grand larceny, even though I knew nothing of his gambling problem/where his “tip money” from work was really coming from.

*brushes hair with dinglehopper, nods in agreement*