Any time 45 is in public and his turd-hole opens, he’s speaking to his base. To them this is equivalent to Shakespeare in its eloquence and refinement.

She beat an elderly man with a brick for no reason...I’ll take immigrants over homegrown assholes any day.

Switched to mineral stuff for my family this year. I haven’t done all the homework on the typical ‘chemical’ alternatives (yes, I’m familiar with the real definition of the word), but the studies I’ve skimmed over so far seem mildly concerning enough, and the studies on mineral sunscreens seem solid enough to trust…

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So what’s for dinner tonight yall? It’s hot as a mf in Chicago so I think I’m gonna order some thai instead of turning my oven on. Hope yall staying cool.

I like how she doesn’t de-value the designation of “bi” as she shifts to another identity. For a lot of people, identifying as bi is an important stepping stone to identifying as gay. For others, it is a real, lasting designation, and one of the most maligned/suspicious in the spectrum. And it shouldn’t be! Just…

Every day, friend.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

Vaginal rejuvenation will add pep to anyone’s step.

The Trump inversion theory: to find the most likely truth, take what ever Trump says, invert it to the opposite meaning, then take the worst reading possible of the result.

Mmm, I dunno. Trump is a deeply insecure person, and deeply insecure people will absolutely get worked up over nothing if they feel that nothing is in any way a slight on them. If Trump feels that the “Missing Melania” jokes are a jab at his masculinity (and as a man who most definitely views his wife as both property…

This is written for an American audience. About 80% of Americans don’t know what Botswana is, let alone where it is. We are the least geographically literate modern nation. Our President thinks Botswana, and a bunch of other nations, are just “s***holes”, and he is a thought-leader for about 35% of our adults.

Nails I did for an Instagram collaboration. World Ocean Day is next week 😊🐟🐚

This is the only answer. Period. End stop.

I see he purchased himself some nice porcelain veneers for the top and left the bottom a jumbled rotting mess of yellow.

As Roy Moore and the Duggars have shown, the right isn’t particularly bothered by incest or pedophilia.

Donald J. Trump: putting the FUN in funeral.

There’s no legal limit for how drunk you can get without worrying about being gunned down by the cops if you’re some white college student who decides to get shitfaced.

There’s no limit to how sauced you can get in your own damn house