She beat an elderly man with a brick for no reason...I’ll take immigrants over homegrown assholes any day.

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So what’s for dinner tonight yall? It’s hot as a mf in Chicago so I think I’m gonna order some thai instead of turning my oven on. Hope yall staying cool.

I like how she doesn’t de-value the designation of “bi” as she shifts to another identity. For a lot of people, identifying as bi is an important stepping stone to identifying as gay. For others, it is a real, lasting designation, and one of the most maligned/suspicious in the spectrum. And it shouldn’t be! Just…

Every day, friend.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

Vaginal rejuvenation will add pep to anyone’s step.

The Trump inversion theory: to find the most likely truth, take what ever Trump says, invert it to the opposite meaning, then take the worst reading possible of the result.

Mmm, I dunno. Trump is a deeply insecure person, and deeply insecure people will absolutely get worked up over nothing if they feel that nothing is in any way a slight on them. If Trump feels that the “Missing Melania” jokes are a jab at his masculinity (and as a man who most definitely views his wife as both property…

Nails I did for an Instagram collaboration. World Ocean Day is next week 😊🐟🐚

This is the only answer. Period. End stop.

I see he purchased himself some nice porcelain veneers for the top and left the bottom a jumbled rotting mess of yellow.

As Roy Moore and the Duggars have shown, the right isn’t particularly bothered by incest or pedophilia.

Donald J. Trump: putting the FUN in funeral.

There’s no legal limit for how drunk you can get without worrying about being gunned down by the cops if you’re some white college student who decides to get shitfaced.

There’s no limit to how sauced you can get in your own damn house

Ol’ Enabling Cy Vance forced to do his prosecutorial job: that must chafe his nut sac.

It’s like deliberately taking your dog to shit in the neighbor’s yard, being caught and then cleaning up the shit. You don’t get praise for cleaning up an avoidable shit pile.

I’m not sure whether to laugh or scream at Roseanne’s apology for what she said about Valerie Jarrett. Saying Valerie is the child of the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes was not a fucking joke about her looks. It was an intentional invocation of the racist idea that black and brown folks are more ape than…

Because money. Because if they didn’t pick up the show, another network would have and they would lose viewers. Because they convinced themselves that they were simply showing a group of people who exist in the US (which is true) and that the show would promote a dialogue about class and race relations in the US…