They’re obviously a public safety threat because they cause law-abiding, God-fearing folks to buy and keep more and more AR-15s in the house for protection, which the kids then take and go shoot up the schools.

Exactly, let’s finally get some justice for the victims of the Bowling Green massacre.

Shut your fucking Russian mouth

I’m a millennial and I was straight edge before 9/11 happened and I’m unhealthy as hell. I don’t drink any beer but precut brownies sounds dope. But that brownie tray’s fucking twenty dollars. I don’t have twenty dollars.

I was in the middle of destroying a bowl of dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets with barbeque sauce poured all over them (because dipping takes too much fucking time, right??)

We punks had straight edge. And it was better. Because punk rock is better than the Frozen soundtrack or Lana Del Rey or whatever bullshit you listen to on your vinyl MP3 Beats.

Wonderful. Just another reason (like we needed any more) to cut us legitimate medical users out of the loop. I have issues with my liver, and I can’t take anything else for pain. Believe me, I would have it any other way but this, but this is how it is. Like I don’t get pressured enough to stop taking the medication I…

Don’t forget that the head of the DEA resigned because Trump doesn’t respect the law, and that he hasn’t bothered to appoint a new one.

I don’t have pictures of my part in this project I will put a photo below of the exterior. Monday we buried my father. My brothers built his casket, I sewed the lining. We did as much of the preparation of his body and funeral details as we could. It was comforting. The day after we buried my father the man I call…

Well I’m getting ready to vend for the first time in a while. I’ve been making and selling cards with Lego minifigures for the past year or so and then I hit on an interesting niche: kink.

My biggest advice is to NOT start with edibles, that’s a common beginner trap. Edibles take longer to take effect (and it varies by person) and you could easily take too much and not feel great (and once you eat too much, not much you can do to fix it) I know some are squeamish of smoking, but once you get past the…

I make kimonos out of vintage saris and I bought this one...it’s what I think it is, right? I’m excited to sew this one!

What? I, a woman who joined an organization which explicitly says men should have authority over women and which has fought for years to roll back women’s right to control their own lives and bodies, now find my rights and bodily comfort have been disregarded in order to serve men? That’s unfair!

Come the purge I’m going to ride up and down escalators and throw off pushy people.

That’s why we use corn cobs, as our settler ancestors did.

Shape. Of. Water.

Oh you

*mashes “Trenchant Insight” button*

Henry Winkler rode the jet-ski out of the theater by jumping over the entire audience.