I stumbled onto his channel about a year ago and was beguiled by his pure, un-ironic joy at cooking 17th century recipes. Just an enthusiastic, lovable ye olde food dork. Got my sub immediately.

Which is more animated? A wooden dining set or a wooden Ben Carson?

I think saying he wanted to execute drug dealers was much worse.

Bring one of these instead:

Dad...is that you?

Today alone you have claimed to live in California, Texas, and now Colorado.

I’ve never understood this. I am a dog freak, and of all my dogs, my heart was a Sheltie named Riley. I wouldn’t have cloned him. The dogs don’t look identical, or necessarily act the same, and even if another dog could have been his, er, doggelganger, he still wouldn’t be Riley. He would not be the dog who was at my…

What if they do it while kneeling?! The country may literally explode.

“This is not my beautiful house.”

you know now that you mentioned it, it seems that he is a sad old man, lost, wandered out onto the football field, using a flag as a blankie just before security escorts him back to his room at the nursing home.....
Where he has been the whole time. Rocking back and forth muttering “Maga....maga....maga” holding his…

I must say this is exceptional art. The look on his face clearly captures the look of dementia in his eyes as he tries to remember who he was and where he is. It’s almost tragic in that way. Getting old and having your mind go is scary af.

I’ve always considered myself a bit of a triple threat: crisis actor, crisis singer, crisis dancer

That’s really dangerous. He should have been wearing a helmet.

Yeah, he definitely would have ... except for those pesky bone spurs.

Term limits aren’t the answer. Contribution limits, date campaigns can begin and end, eliminate effectively ALL PACs, those are how you get pols back to working for people and less for corporations.

If I’ve got someone who isn’t subject to outside corporate influence and they are doing a good job, I don’t care if they…

If only he’d been born a dingo instead of a dingus.