Currently, Brand now oversees the civil division, the civil rights division (hmmm) and the antitrust division.

Hockey is a great game. Try to see it live if you can. If you live in the NYC area, Rangers tickets are generally too expensive, Devil’s tickets are ridiculously easy to get and friends don’t let friends go to Islander games.

How could anyone forget his role as Dirty Dee in the cult classic Pootie Tang? Monique, I am (not even in the slightest) disappointed with this.

So much body hair.

The Bible, duh.

WIFEY.

The corruption of our youth by Canadians will not stop unless we halt this ice-dancing filth in its track. What’s next? They pause in the middle of their seductive dance to hand out leaflets on the need for a universal health-care system?

“He really is just like us!”

What is the school’s issue?

That must be what it is because that young man is giving me the vapors.

Prediction: Pita will be disqualified from the Games after he tests positive for IcyHot.

Those fucking haunted vases. They’re the bane of good men everywhere who are unfairly labeled domestic abusers.

Sir or madam, please. I’m happily married.

Man, if I had abs like that and symmetrical nipples I’d go shirtless no matter what too.

You’re creeped out because you sense that somewhere on that scalp is a tiny hole, and from that hole you can see one of the many spiders peeking out.

Narcissism is a funny thing. It makes the sufferer desperately overcompensate for all the inadequacies they think they have, but doesn’t do anything about the ones of which they’re unaware. So the narcissist ends up being an odd mix of intensely defensive and utterly oblivious.

Hey NRA! Here’s the good guy with a gun! Too bad for you he doesn’t fit the profile.

Glad you posted this so I didn’t have to.