Dear Lord I saw Nancy & Beth perform this with Nick. It was glorious. Gawker covered it: http://gawker.com/5987093/nick-offerman-and-megan-mullally-covering-riskays-smell-yo-dick-is-as-awesome-as-it-sounds

This is the reason we should all be donating to The Innocence Project. https://www.innocenceproject.org/

Dude. You fucking know corporate giant The Coca-Cola Company gives him his fix for free. How else are they gonna get their tax cuts?

Don’t believe the hype. Only 40% of those who were eligible, registered, and actually voted cast a ballot for him. Trump wants us to think at least 40% of all Americans voted for him but you and I both know that way more than 60% of Americans think he’s a total buffoon.

I’d like to see a federal law stipulating that officers who commit crimes are automatically sentenced to twice the maximum sentence for civilians. That would be some mandatory minimum sentencing I could really get behind.

I’m also sorry you have to deal with that. Replying to bump and to give you encouragement and positive vibes. Good for you!

It is infuriating. Just check out voter eligibility vs registration vs voting statistics. A whole shit ton of people can’t be bothered to vote against anyone. But worse than that are the people who don’t vote but still think they can complain about everything.

In “Taxi Driver” Travis Bickle has “a piece of apple pie with a slice of melted yellow cheese” on his date with Betsy. I think it’s a psycho thing.

They mean white, cis, male children, obvs. Those are the only ones that matter.

I don’t think those are modern people. That looks like an authentic vintage minstrel show group photo. Look at the costumes: newsie, maid, island girl, dandy. The racism lies in the fact that they focused on that aspect of the speakeasy life, and not the white gangs of the era.

Nothing that he himself isn’t implicated in as well. He’ll take the 5th. Mark it.

Vultures are diurnal raptors of the order Accipitriformes.

We have a hummingbird sitting on two eggs in a nest she built on our wind chime on the front porch. We thought the nest was abandoned, but last night when we came home she flew into our house. We managed to corral her and lead her out the front door with some poster board. We were worried that she would abandon the…

True. But for me, I’m more likely to actually die from an asthma attack than from any germs in my kitchen.

I’d rather see them get raptored.

That’s totally the kitchen cabinet accidentally hitting you in the face while you’re making his fucking pot pie.

This woman is definitely already homeschooling her kid. How else will she protect him from the seks?

I know, right? Women should just cloister themselves all the time. I mean, men can’t help but be total pieces of shit, so it’s better for everyone if women were just more quiet, demure, covered, and submissive.

No. It would be better for us to accept sexuality as a normal healthy thing, even (pearl-clutch) taking nekkid pics, and instead force men to not be total shitheel assholes to their supposed loved ones.

I’m dismayed by this decision because she seems like she fits right in with this administration. Just like Dr. Brenda Fitzgerald quitting the CDC, Trump must have some old white crony who’s even worse than her who wants that job. I can’t believe it’s because they are making sound, rational choices about what’s best…