Haven’t you heard? It’s only hypocrisy when Democrats do it.

You live in bizzarro-world if you think that Trump will ever come to realize that he is not the center of the universe. Narcissism does not allow for that line of thinking.

Because if we have to stay home and take care of our dirty bastard children, then we can’t take away old White Guy Jones’ upper-level job.

Bring it, fucker. Here in California, we’ll just tax the shit out of our agricultural and tech exports instead.

Somebody tell me what you wrote about something you’re not watching, because I’m not reading.

Glad to see I have a new source for helping me find great new places in which to spend my tourist dollars. Sanctuary cities, here I come!

Ten years from now someone else will be in office and we’ll all be laughing at Trump’s failed presidency while looking at beautiful artworks funded by a government that values something other than the Creation Museum and the Southern Cultural Heritage Foundation. Meanwhile, I will gladly donate $20 to a local arts…

Nobody knew that national budgets could be so complicated.

This sounds like something I would use to clean my house (diluted with water and minus the simple syrup.) One spray on the counter, one spray in my mouth.

At least bison are delicious. RackYop probably tastes like his jerk-off sweat sock.

It just annoys me that people like you think your opinion matters in any way.

Why would they shit their pants over a sentiment seen on Faux News every single day? They would have been nonplussed.

I think Bey would probably disagree with you. She doesn’t want to limit her sales to just ladies. She wants EVERYONE to buy her music.

I predict he will leave office before then, citing health problems. I think it’s the only excuse he could give to get himself out of this mess and still save face, somewhat. Hopefully it will be right after the midterm elections, once we have all come together to clean house (and senate.)

You can guess that number by looking at how many people got their racism on in the privacy of the voting both last November.

Whaddya mean “now?”

If someone applied for a job and had to tell me that they punched a Nazi, I would hire them on the spot.

Or release them after January 20 and don’t hush. There’s no deadline here. It won’t keep Trump from becoming President, this time at least. So release them whenever you want, Tom. It’s just going to confirm what the majority of the nation already knows.

Right? With a grumpy puss like that, no wonder they don’t have anyone who wants to help them. At least they’re self-aware enough to not have kids. That would be a serial-killer-in-the-making type situation right there.

I think that you, being his doctor, are forbidden from discussing it because of hipaa.