And the Paradise Lost documentaries.

Some women, too, apparently.

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a heart attack for Justice Scalia. It doesn’t have to kill him, just make him resign. Thanks, Betty. PS - aside from wishing an old man harm, I have been very good this year.

This. So. Much. When you’ve heard those same words from your own narcisisstic parent you can’t help but see it for what it is.

Any parent that gets angry about the natural changes that occur as a child grows up needs to get some therapy and reevaluate why they had kids in the first place. Kids change from unconditionally loving, needy, thankful attachments into independent people who demand to be treated respectfully and as adults. Parents…

“Lol, I find you unsympathetic and annoying. I’ll respond to you as I damn well please.”

Maybe it means that, if she were alive today, Rosa would also be protesting Hillary, since Bernie seems to be more in line with Rosa’s beliefs and actions.

Looks like Barbie brought a tub of margarine and some Nyquil to the party. WTF, indeed.

I was thinking more Mackenzie Vega.

If I have to go into work sick, you better believe I’m coughing in my hand right before I open my boss’ door. And I’ll cough with my mouth wide open whenever I’m around them and all over anything I’m going to hand them.

I blame The Book of Job. It teaches that even if you are good and righteous, if the God you love tortures you, kills your family, and makes you suffer unbearably, that you still have to love and obey him. It sets the example for nuns and priests, not only in the idea that those beneath you must obey completely, but…

#NotAllJennys!

But the judge says Fogel’s wife will be fine because Jared gave her $7 million. Because the only thing women need from their husbands is money, right? It’s not like she’ll be damaged by the fact that the man she loved was living a secret, terrible life. She won’t mind that she was deceived and has lost her husband and…

E.R.A!

Why shouldn’t she be proud of herself? She fought against religious discrimination and won. America loves to hear that story when it’s a member of a more common religion overcoming discrimination. Why not a Pastafarian? Just because you don’t think she should have the same rights as you doesn’t make her fight, and…

You mean the same way this woman wearing her colander has elicited hateful, angry remarks from you and many others? Your response makes her point all the more valid. Also, being disabled is very different than choosing to follow a religion.

I want to know what this sign said about her bottomless hair. Does it just say down? Downy? Downstairs? Down there? Was pubic hair a real draw back then?

Then it’s time to revise police procedures so a cop doesn’t get disciplined for not violating an innocent person’s rights. We shouldn’t just let the cops trample the constitution because it makes their paperwork easier. The police had the license plate and the address. They had enough information to do a follow-up if…

Maybe they are conservationists who don’t want to use electricity when it’s not necessary.