Don't want. She reminds me of dried chicken.

My husband started reading this over my shoulder and insisted on clicking the Sex Dust link. His comment: "We're going back to the Wild West days, when you could just roll into a town and start selling tonics."

Jesus, that Wiki page is an incredibly obnoxious read. One-third info, two-thirds narcissistic I-got-famous-too-quick self-penned teenager soap opera.

Gene Siskel pointed out the same thing Ruth Wilson does—that during a sex scene the focus is on the actress losing control, not the actor. If male orgasm is shown at all in mainstream film or TV, it's parodied, like the "O Face" scene in Office Space.

"there should be male orgasm face"

Sex Dust is apparently an "aphrodisiac warming potion will send waves of blood to all the right places. This is a holistic approach to deeply enjoyable sex and fertility for both men and women, supporting brain chemistry, hormone production, as well as glandular and fluid replenishment."

She lists one of her genres as "blue-eyed soul". Dear god. What the ever living fuck

Okay, Goop's "Sex Powder" costs $60 for four ounces. It's "wild-crafted" ingredients include "Epimedium, Ho Sho Wu, Schizandra, Cristanche, Shilajit, Maca, Cacao, Lo Han Guo, Stevia." I'm pretty everything but cacao and stevia are Chinese herbs representing the ancient principles of "bullshit" and "gullibility".

I thought Methodists were pretty chill, tho?

And let's just be real here, Ruth Wilson: in real world sexytimes, men have orgasms wayyyy more frequently than women do (no, I am not going to say that you lucky freaks who experience multiple orgasms can distribute those to compensate for those of us who seldom or never have them). Men need to show their O faces…

"Moon Pantry" sounds like the place I stash my tampons

I don't even have a crystal ball but I can tell this Meghan Trainor "person" will become a conservative "pundit" in Fox "News" within 10 years or even less. All because of a song about butt size.

GO AWAY! Your song's lame.

yeah does she even know that the last 20 YEARS HAPPENED ??

Is Megan just like Duggers, no kiss before marriage? ?

Yuck, I'm not a feminist! I just reap the benefits of feminism.

The ingredients for that sex bark cost over $100. Does Gwyneth show up in person to fuck me?

Wilson asked Net-a Porter, "there should be a male orgasm face. Why is it always the woman?" She added: "Let's analyze the male orgasm. Why aren't we thinking about that a bit more?' It's hard to make good sex scenes work – there are so many crap ones out there."

Is it just me or doe Ruth Wilson look like Dierdre Lovejoy (Rhonda Perlman from The Wire?) Yes? Also, Meghan Trainor . . .I feel about you the way I feel about most of my opinions in high school. Deserving of an eyeroll, headshake, and embarrassment on your behalf.

"I started the booty song movement"