She doesn’t know any better. This is a family that teaches their female children that their only worth in life is to breed as many children as they can until they die and service their husband’s needs no matter what. They are considered property in this community. Jim Boob and Michelle probably told the girls that…

My mom is Catholic and once told me that, to paraphrase, if the the only reason you don’t go out and murder, steal, rape, cheat, and commit crime everyday is because you are afraid of going to hell, you are a bad person and you sure as shit do not get religion.

One dude on Facebook was losing his tits because this movie is “social engineering” and it lured him in with DUDE STUFF like cars and explosions and if it does really well at the box office, it will mean more movies about strong women.

SOCIAL ENGINEERING.

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

Excellent use of humongous emoji.

I got a free IUD through a grant at Denver Health a couple years ago. Making jokes about my government issued IUD will never get old.

LMAO!! This is exactly what I said, also non-sarcastically, when I told my husband an IUD wouldn't cost anything.

Or the silly, sarcastic way liberals mocking conservatives say it? ;)

THANKS, OBAMA!

Hey, so funny story. I got my tubes tied because I wanted to get off the Pill, and I was totally certain about not wanting to have babies. Fast forward 5 years, and now I have bad endometriosis. Insurance company doesn’t want to pay for ablation or hysterectomy until I try “reasonable medical management” first, so…

Sure, 1/2 Trump and 1/2 Limbaugh. May I present

And thus concludes today’s Very Important Math Lessons brought to you by Sipowitz. Thank you, kind professor.

At first I was worried, but then this got better.

As always, fuck George Zimmerman.

Kara, I’ll thank you kindly not to report such blatant lies like this:

Zimmerman was shot in the face

It’s always weird when people are looking for money as a compensation for losing their child..