Even more, even if the contestants did have the knowledge, who the hell has 6+ hours a day to exercise consistently, aside from professional athletes?

The one episode of ANTM that confused me was the one where they had two models doing the shoot in the freezing pool. The girl, who I think eventually won, literally had chattering teeth! Tyra kept pushing her — "Swimsuit shoots are always done in the winter!" — but then I think the girl had to go to the hospital? …

I am very invested in my job. Several typos that were almost immediately fixed don't really speak to how invested I am in my job or not. The fact that I have this blogging format downloaded onto every one of my electronic devices to write stories as quickly as possible if/when they break? Maybe a little more so. All…

It's porn, obviously. People are getting off on watching fat people suffer. It's the distillation of so much of American culture about food and weight and self image and competition all rolled together with a big dose of all-American Hortio Alger "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps". It is, in a nutshell, the…

I really like you, Mark. But I have a red pencil here that is just dying to correct all these typos.

Every guy in my unit has a woman

It's not doing it that's a problem. I fully support it. But, the same way I don't attend work with a fresh spray of my boyfriend's come in my hairline (respect for others), he could wash the body odor out of his mouth/ face before being in our faces.

I feel it's worth noting that eating someone everyday before work isn't necessarily a bad thing. Were I afforded the unique opportunity to do this however, I would make a point of brushing my teeth and washing my beard before heading to the office though.

People having sex is alright by me, but I'd be pretty shocked if they just went at it in front of everyone, you know? I'm not saying it's bad, just that I'd probably drop my beer.

I wonder if they knew each other or if it was random. I saw this happen at a Slayer concert before (not on the stage, but in the "standing" area).

Yeah, like this morning it was like I was the only person that showed up to church massively hungover dressed like Billy Idol's cognitively challenged bastard. People just aren't hardcore enough anymore.

Well, let me be the first to politely encourage people to be more PUNK ROCK.

Yeah, it's gross. I also hate the word "pussy," so the whole terminology is bleh for me.

I also don't like it... to me, it just evokes images of silverware, or chewing and swallowing. I love eating FOOD a lot, but I like to think that when someone is down there it's not comparable to having dinner. #ew

OT and trigger warning:

Apparently, they were Too Drunk to Fuck. I'm glad he was able to provide a reasonable alternative in her time of need.

Maybe if more people were PUNK ROCK it would.

I notice the LIVE SEX tag doesn't get a lot of use.