You could be describing my in-laws. Anytime my husband mentions any of the beatings or public shamings they put him through, it's all a part of "Timmyland". The most amazing thing is that he still talks to them and has them as part of his life (although he is quick to put them in their place when they're stupid). I…

Yup. That's the problem with abusive parents, they have conveniently selective memories and "forget" all the terrible things they've done, or they "re-imagine" memories to make themselves the victim. They also ensure that in every scenario they are the victim and their children are the ungrateful, selfish assholes.…

Exactly. I lost a very close friend of mine about 1 year and a half ago, she committed suicide. We knew she had a shitty childhood: growing in a house where she was treated like a maid (her own words) with her two brothers doing nothing and harassing her because she was overweight, being harassed at school (first…

Oh yeah. I've seen it happen over and over. I mean as an adult I get that there are three sides to every story: Mine, yours and the truth - but the angry self - righteousness of people who physically abused me and literally abandoned me (as opposed to the equally sucky emotional abandonment) makes flames grow out of…

Especially since they are both estranged from her. I could understand if it was just one (she doesn't approve of his lifestyle/religion/whatever), but both? There's something fishy there and I don't think the stink comes from the kids' side.

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

You should've heard what people said about him, when I ended up hearing from other people who had slept with him.

I hope you improved his car with 200$ worth of eggs and toilet paper.

Oh man, I feel yer pain. But at least you got $200. I've had plenty of bad sex and no money out of it.

Is improvement a really great strain of weed?

Oh my god, all of them said that he thinks you can just stick your dick in and move in a jackhammer motion would be enough for the other person.

He says that I got through all the motions too fast, and I needed to do better oral.

I was almost about to say "worth it." But then I was so insulted because I was like, "oh you thought I didn't last that long, Mr. Minute Man. I am worth at least $500 for the oral alone."

His little note was done in such a way, it was like reading one of those customer satisfaction surveys when you stay at a hotel, or eat at a restaurant.

That's awful, but I mean

While that dude is a fucker I'd still have been like "screw you dude...WOOOO $200! DRINKS ON ME!"

I bought me and several other people Chinese food, and used the leftover money to buy a pair of shoes I always wanted.

I use:

i thought bananas were dicks and melons were boobs.