Man I was more concerned about my bladder like lady, I drank a whole load of water to help you see this eejit, how long do you think it takes before either one of us gets pissing or pissed off

They dig that goddamn paddle in, don't they. A few times I got all "bitch you know this is my ACTUAL UTERUS WITH NERVE ENDINGS, RIGHT?!"

Lol when I had my twenty week scan my girl kept kicking actually FULL FORCE KICKING the scanner away, she was so super annoyed by it it was hilarious

Shit, they're barely human once they're out. My kid is still a wee alien visitor from a distant star when it comes to human concepts like "I don't like it when you hit me" and "You'll hurt your eyes if you poke your fingers into them while demonstrating that you know what 'eyes' means."

So I'm one of those heartless demons who would get an abortion in a fetal heartbeat if I ever got pregnant, but even if I weren't, pictures of real fetuses would do nothing to endear me to the idea of pregnancy. Those lil aliens are creepy as hell.

Pro-lifers can't show the real images because they make even wannabe parents scream "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING GET IT OUT OF ME AUUUUUGH!"

So, in Alabama is this unborn-child porn?

Oh it gets even better (aka like 100 million times WORSE). Alabama also has really insane child endangerment laws that have been interpreted within the state to apply to fetuses. There are tons of poor women locked up in Tutweiler Prison (the only women's prison, where the rape problem has historically been so bad…

As the ACLU of Alabama's Executive Director Susan Watson points out, Alabama doesn't have a statewide public defender program, meaning fetuses can get a lawyer appointed with state money, but real live, already-born indigent human beings cannot.

You KNOW they drivel on about being "classy" all the time ("OMG, Caity, that dress is so slutty on you, but like, classy slutty, you know?") just like you KNOW that if they ever have occasion to write it down, they spell it with a K.

Networking. When I moved to a new city, I joined the alumni club for happy hour and landed an interview with a great company that night. An alum and I hit it off (we're in the same field) and she was more than happy to help a young professional up the ladder.

In college, the sorority was a club with a sweet clubhouse.…

WTH...french manicure is tacky now?! Where's my damn memo!?

I'm only surprised she didn't specify nail length. I feel a deep hunger to pay one of the girls to get 5-inch monster-claw french tips, because I believe in obeying the letter of the law always and the spirit of the law never.

The fact that these girls don't know that French manicures are now thought tacky makes me question the whole Panhellenic system.

Uh - this is still a university, right? I mean, they still have classes and assignments and stuff, beyond the time constraints presented by being polished for 15-hour days of recruiting PNMs?

I know there are thousands of women in sororities and millions who have been. WHY?! I can usually come up with a devil's advocate argument for why people might do things I don't understand, but I got nothing on this one.

As someone who was outed by local/regional television news 15 years ago before my own transition was official, I have the deepest sympathy for Bruce Jenner, whose (apparent) transition is happening and being reported on before Bruce is ready to make it official. I'm only waiting for the official announcement, when or…

Look at you OPENLY ADMITTING in THIS SPECIFIC FORUM that you haven't read Pride & Prej!

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