This. This. 200% this. The men want you to fawn over them, and be available 24/7 to stoke their egos and touch their junk.

Just for 24 hours, in honor of this post, I cordially request all the star button recommendations on Kinja be changed to that adorable vagina face. (And that's not a sentence I will write again in a hurry).

I want to give you all the vaginas, all of them.

I'm a middle-of-the-hierarchy hooker. :) To be honest I actually wince a bit at the "high class"/"high end"/"elite" labeling because on the one hand I totally understand what it means, and you need certain labels to describe what kind of services you provide, but on the other hand the classism make me uncomfortable.…

Looking back, I should have done egg donation. I ticked all the boxes for egg donation. If I'd donated eggs just twice in my 20s, I could have paid off school debt very quickly plus also had money to put down on a house (really, a live-income property).

But, my boyfriend (now husband) was totally against it, nd also…

This is TOTALLY a thing. And a BIG reason why the whole Seeking Arrangement thing is shady as fuck.

Few notes:

I work as a high end escort and I agree. I go between arrangements and clients when I get sick of one or the other. Arrangements are mentally more draining and the upkeep can be annoying with text and emails etc. and sometimes its nice just to do the 200$/hour thing without having to talk to the person again after…

Not to mention dancing, working as a waitress at a Hooters/Tilted Kilt type of place, or even working as a Pro Domme, assuming they have the right aptitude for it. I have a good friend who is just beginning to explore that now.

Is there free pizza? If you want college kids to join up with you you HAVE to offer free pizza

YMMV obviously, but I've heard anecdotally that young women who tick the expected boxes (educated, physically and mentally healthy, autonomous, conventionally attractive, thin, etc etc) who are interested in earning money, security and validation this way can potentially earn more as high class call girl types with a…

i agree

Maybe beads used to meditate from behind....

Based on her portrait I would say Maya Rudolph. Too comical? (Although, let's be honest, a woman donning a giant top hat to appear to be a southern gentleman aristocrat DOES have great comic potential).

So true. I just want some everyday, "boring" representations of Black Americans. Give me a Felicity or New Girl type of series with a POC cast and a Black woman lead and I would watch religiously.

I'm sorry, Andre Holland cannot be reached at this time, as he is otherwise occupied as the star of my fantasies. Please try again in 3-5 years.

Why isn't your answer, as it ALWAYS SHOULD BE, Idris?

Don't let lifetime get a hold of it, they'll probably cast a 100% Caucasian.

dang i feel you but...... would still watch

Is this the sort of knowledge that is only imparted to young children if the child is fortunate enough to attend a school that is heavily black?

So, this is a story that brings me back to very early childhood—I am fairly certain I was taught this story in kindergarten, perhaps first grade, or some time around then, and I remember most of the details (except for the Crafts' life after fleeing to the UK, and that may not have been covered). Early enough that it…