Just goes to show what a joke the law is. It really hits home why affirmative consent is such an important concept for rape laws.

I, on the other hand, need multiple attempts to spell "preferred" while sober.

Unless they can prove that he was literally passed out unconscious at the time of the attack, (in which case he couldn't be texting) I don't know how reasonable the defense is. For one thing, men struggle to "get it up" at differing levels of intoxication. They'd have to test him to get a baseline. For another, he…

God forbid it be his responsibility to find out for sure, right?

I'm 30 and I can still get it up even when I'm about to pass out. I might be a little different than people my age, but getting drunk is not an excuse for such an act.

Food is pretty much my one and only thought when I'm close to the puking portion of drunkenness.

I have found that "quesadilla" is one of the more important words to know how to spell when drunk.

Let the record show that my text messages are perfectly spelled and punctuated when I am still actually asleep & I'm just trying to get the asshole who texted me at 3.52 AM to get off my back and go away.

Yeah, I'm confused. Since when is being drunk a get-out-jail-free card for crimes committed.

I can spell "quesadilla" properly right up until I pass out.

I just want to know what all this means:

I hope Mari-kun will notice m... Oh...

Amen. You know, I have spent the past few days trying to convince myself that because the dog was left at a public place with a suitcase full of toys and food dishes that maybe somehow some misguided person who loved him and couldn't afford to keep him or get him vet care or something was trying to do what was right.…

I love that dog

Yeah no Rayner. Shut the fuck up. You do not abandon animals at a fucking train station. Oh my god I am raging so hard right now at her utter failure as a human being.

now we can solve the riddle of "who let the dogs out?" #rupertsfault

Can I play #RupertsFault?

MUCH RAGE

Queen Wizard JK Rowling is on fire today.