The fact that he took a day off work to go out with her after one date freaked me out.

"And by that I mean I've actually already settled down and am looking to step out with an unsuspecting person but that sounds bad when I say it out loud."

Only in romantic comedies. Speaking as a card-carrying Handsome Man™, I can say with confidence that talking about settling down early isn't a sure thing.

I used the free form section to specifically state "We call this pulling a Mosbey".

I would be with you, except where I live, dudes put that in their dating profiles. "Definitely looking for a woman to have children with. Do not reply if you don't love kids." And then that dude will message you anyway when yours says "no kids. ever." It's a cruel, fickle world.

This guy is the worst kind of person. No doubt.

I recently had a guy asking me about how many kids I wanted within the first hour of our first date. Um....

I am guy, but the red flag I see is his getting too close in personal zone, (hands around her waist) on the first date.. First date is about being on best behavior and respecting one's boundaries.. Anyway, movies are bad first date material..

Has there ever been, in the history of the universe, a guy that came on too strong that wasn't a total nightmare?

I had a guy tell me on our third date all about how he planned to be remarried with another child at least on the way within five years. I was all "neat plan, dude" until I realized he was talking about *our* future, not his. Then I was like "I'll just stop wasting your time now". He broke up with my voicemail a…

There's a question on OKC that's something like "At the end of your first date, the other person says, 'I love you.' Sweet or creepy?" I give a little extra side-eye to all the Ted Mosbys who say it's sweet.

Yeah, that immediate hyper-involved I-must-see-you-three-times-a-day stuff? I totally was expecting it to turn into an abusive relationship any second. I think the author was lucky it was 'just' a guy cheating.

Yeah, like... you're just a pink body to put into their Game of Life car.

that is always a red flag. People who say that make me feel like it doesn't matter who they settle with, they just need a body to do it with.

Absolutely. That is some Grade-A creeper fodder right there. Best-case scenario, he's trying to manipulate you into moving faster than you want; worst-case, he's going to wind up murdering you and wearing your skin like a suit.

Yes, my reaction to that was, "Run for your life!"

Yeah I read that and was like "RUN FORREST, RUN!"

To me this says, "I make bad social choices", and while they might be a perfectly fine person (or an emotional ax murderer in this case) I don't need to be tied to bad choice makers.

"I'm ready to settle down" within what sounds like the first half hour of the date? No. Absolutely not. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Get your ass home.