Not sure if trolling or actually wet blanket.

It makes me happy to know that I'm not the only one entertaining myself this way. There needs to be an entire butt cheek orchestra.

Haha, a woman after my own heart. I sadly have not yet learned how to isolate those muscles. :(

Muslims: now immune to Ebola. Because Obama.

Especially if those are the portions. I'd still be hungry!

Your username is the best.

With the exception of the fish gelatin, I would agree. If he tried serving that to me, I would have thought it was some elaborate prank with the real dinner hiding in the kitchen.

Ugh, I hate that! Boyfriends who constantly grab me sexually when I'm doing mundane things make me feel like that's all they think I'm worth. It is a huge turn off and they get dumped.

Long sentences and metaphors. Similes and stuff. 😂

Breaking the law, breaking the law!

Can it really be called a bra? It looks more like dance wear. And by dance, I obviously mean stripper.

Best not take any photos of your kids on vacation either. I mean, you're practically begging the pedophiles to steal them.

You are not alone in that temptation.

"As for fetal anomalies, it simply isn't necessary to abort a child because he or she is sick or has a medical condition."

But not exclusively. I've seen plenty white boys that don't know how to pull their pants up either. I especially love when the sagging pants are worn with a belt. It's fucking hilarious.

I'm impressed you understood the first paragraph. I had to read it twice and am still not sure it makes any sense.

Trust me, no one wants YOUR attention.

Yes, because tattoos are SO visible beneath three piece suits.

You don't have air conditioning?! F that S.

And it takes an hour out of a whole month at most. How was that affecting my focus on my school work?