Whatever your job is, I'm super jealous. I see the youngins with their colorful hair freedom, and I miss mine so much. :(

So that means I can say whatever I want, no matter how offensive it might be to the people around me as long as I follow it up with "I'm just playing"? Good to know.

Yeah, fuck those girls. It's not like they're people with feelings too or anything!

Something in the background that doesn't belong isn't unusual, and it's not generally noticed until you're reviewing the photos.

Children don't want to be there anyway. I remember as a kid wondering when this damn thing would be over because cake.

I want that to be the Doctor's new battle cry.

Or super creepy.

I am almost 31, and if I never hear Tears in Heaven again, it will still be too soon.

So she deserves unwanted male attention because she likes to hit it and quit it? Because once a woman sleeps with a man she is committed to love him forever? Your boys got dumped and need to get over it.