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Have you tried to hide a boner in a monk robe?

The “women show greater compassion/empathy/sensitivity” thing is so fucking OVER. I’m sick of it. Some of the most terrible people I know are women, whether its the pettiness or the rudeness or whatever it is they do that stucks. Kim Davis’s opinions are not uncommon among women and not just white women, I know lots

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SHUT UP, OLD MAN. Just sit down and shut the fuck up.

Cheer up. X is still in the world, except the kids today call it Molly.

Who knew that misogyny could be reincarnated?

Breaking news: every major religion is sexist and has barbaric views on women. More at 8.

Breaking: old man is sexist.

He’s been a shitheqd for decades.

I don’t think he understands the term “enlightened”

Momma always told me to never trust Lamas. Plus, they spit.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Opiate of the masses

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

It will still be better than Berman

He did rush for more yards than anyone else on the Birds.

Well, he’s white...

I assume Kelly will be looking to claim him off waivers.

Strange, because Carrol’s usually getting tackled by an idiot off the field.

Aaaaand...I’m done with football.

Judging by the last fumble, the magic does not extend to his hands.