What about the fact that she was the only contestant to “not hear” the question buying her a fresh 20 seconds.

Something something something Peyton manning as a rookie

I think they more had in mind the idea that they’d recover the surprise onside kick, and then be able to win outright with a FG on the only actual possession of OT. Not un-dumb but not AS dumb as it would be without the stupid-ass quasi-sudden-death OT rule.

We’ll have an angry Russ Wilson at Lambeau in primetime next Sunday — unless we can trick him into hitting up Ciara out of wedlock. Operation Sex Panther, activate.

Good thing they got rid of their best interior offensive lineman so they could get a short-yardage blocking machine like Jimmy Graham.

I blame the lack of nanobubbles

*tries desperately to come up with something funny out of a scary situation*

Seems like 9 hours before their season starts is a perfect time to find this out.

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up.

I remember David Rosengarten (back when he was on tv) discussing cuts of beef and how the forbidden cuts (tenderloin for example) would need to be brought to the temple to be destroyed. Then he jokingly claimed that back then, the priests were saving the cuts for themselves.

Clearly, when I go to a restaurant that doesn’t serve alcohol, I should take along a statue of Jesus. Have it served water in addition to its meal. When the waiter isn’t looking, dump the water and pour in a little wine from one of those little airport bottles. Declare a miracle (and drink fast before the restaurant…

bit of column a.. bit of column b....

Jesus, take the meal.

This is why i’ve always been strongly against sports in school. It’s a distraction and puts peoples priorities in the wrong place.

Again. This is why you beasts need the North to rule you.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I've been thinking lately: Does religion make ppl crazy or are crazy ppl more likely to be super religious?

The Killing is excellent.

Well at least the Steelers have one person good at kicking.

It’s comma asshole, you dumb fuck.