You were close. The right answer is slap Fiorina with the old rubber water bottle. Cruz needs to be slapped with a big long floppy dildo. One with lots of realistic color and texture, so he has no doubt what he is being slapped with.

C’mon, be fair. She did bring a fresh new perspective on the abortion/planned parenthood debate**. So she did contribute. Also, she made kidnapping children and using them as props a campaign technique. What an innovator!

Easy there pal. We all know that Brownie did a heckuva job.

Just to be clear, do you mean lobster roll the foodstuff, or is that a new nickname for some kind of sex act? I am picturing something with 8 legs rolling around.

Any references? The only article I saw was ESPN citing concern over suspected PED/steroid abuse. If it was just pot, I apologise, because who f-ing cares.

Is it just me, or are others troubled ny the fact that the super bowl mvp, while great, is a known PED user, and paid off a urine sample collector to put a clean sample in for him?

Uummm. Just to be clear. Are teh rules the same in Georgia? I mean do they get extra points for bouncing it off hte backboard and avoiding going through the hoop? Cuz that would make this whole thing make sense. Or is it like hearts, where the guy with the fewest points wins?

Instead, you could just flip a quarter. Every time it comes up heads send me five bucks. If it comes up tails you can keep your money. Work for you?

Hey, my eyes are down here, slightly below my forehead tits.

Don’t forget about me. I was there too.

Dear Dingalings,

Stop looking here. Deflategate, bountygate, headphonegate, tabletgate, HGHgate, federal court appeals, shiny things, laser pointer. Look away, look away. This is not a problem with the NFL or the lower levels that feed the league. Look away, look away.

Hey, leave Tebow out of this.

If you do hulk out, please put it on periscope. I want to watch. If you give me a 5 minute warning, I’ll make myself some popcorn too.

As I recall the decision, the rationale is that the decision to have an abortion is a private one and the state has no right to limit that choice. At some point, the fetus becomes viable and the state has an interest in insuring that a viable human is not aborted.

True, but as far as I know type 2 is treatable today with diet. Type 1 not so much.

As a Bernie lover with a fair understanding of self, I make the following prediction (assuming) that Hillary wins the nomination:

Sounds promising. However, type 1 diabetes is an autoimmune disease, wherein one’s immune system attacks and kills the insulin producing cells in one’s pancreas. I wonder what will keep the immune system from going haywire a second time. I am guessing they are on that too.

Yeah, I’m trying to find the offense here. Is it that he isn’t a bible thumper, or that he isn’t a phony. I think he nailed it on both accounts.

I was screaming “take the points” both times. I guess I am ready for an NFL head coaching job.