Ah Tebow. A big, dumb, lovable dog.

No contact allowed so it must be proximity economics AKA proctonomics. Because you are close to money and getting it up the butt.

Walk-EEZE!

Acid test: does this personal chef feed him chocolate? If no, then he is certainly canine.

This is the plum job of all the HC openings in the NFL. Reason: owners are least crazy & least dysfunctional of the bunch. Especially when compared to Cleveland or Indy. I could count on Jason Pierre-Paul’s fingers how many owners in the NFL I would consider working for.

Isn’t it obvious? Small penises.

I disagree. I think they are more jabloney than jabloke. A subtle but unimportant distinction.

I just hope that while the NFL is “looking into it” they leak news to the media every few days like “7 shipments of HGH delivered to Manning home in 2011”, and “Manning doctor under investigation by FDA for illegal distribution of HGH”, and “Manning missed urine collection appointment in 2011”, all of which turn out…

“I don’t recall a time when Peyton Manning or anyone in Denver was accused of blatant cheating,” So you don’t recall:

Pretty sure this audible is: “Meow, meow, I’m a vicious panther, I’ll scratch your eyes out.”

“Ashley honey, looks like I might be starting in two weeks, so would you please renew your prescription for that special health regimen YOU use.”

Ted Cruz. It was Ted Cruz. Islamophobe, check. Bacon-toucher, check. Ignorant douche-bag, check. It was Ted Cruz.

Chuck Strong; Chuck Gone.

My theory: they resigned because he kept stabbing them in the belt buckle just to prove that it can happen. Pass this along, because it is true enough to be internet true. Go ahead, post it on your Aunt Sally’s facebook page.

Sooooo.... how exactly do you find 12 people who haven’t heard about these (and 50+) accusations and formed an opinion?

I am just hoping for an unusual sentence like:

So wait. Did the dinosaurs kill Kennedy, fake the moon landing, or bring down the twin towers?

So why exactly hasn’t OSHA shut this particular sausage factory down? The workers seem to keep falling into the meat grinder.

Eccchh. Now we have to listen to the fat balding losers who were the Dolphins from 40+ years ago brag about “back in my day”.

Just wondering, does HGH help you regrow fingers? I’m asking for a friend.