Ah Tebow. A big, dumb, lovable dog.

Wow. Good info. By the way, are you free for trivia night?

No contact allowed so it must be proximity economics AKA proctonomics. Because you are close to money and getting it up the butt.

Walk-EEZE!

Acid test: does this personal chef feed him chocolate? If no, then he is certainly canine.

Foodgasmatastic.

This is the plum job of all the HC openings in the NFL. Reason: owners are least crazy & least dysfunctional of the bunch. Especially when compared to Cleveland or Indy. I could count on Jason Pierre-Paul’s fingers how many owners in the NFL I would consider working for.

Isn’t it obvious? Small penises.

I disagree. I think they are more jabloney than jabloke. A subtle but unimportant distinction.

I just hope that while the NFL is “looking into it” they leak news to the media every few days like “7 shipments of HGH delivered to Manning home in 2011”, and “Manning doctor under investigation by FDA for illegal distribution of HGH”, and “Manning missed urine collection appointment in 2011”, all of which turn out…

“I don’t recall a time when Peyton Manning or anyone in Denver was accused of blatant cheating,” So you don’t recall:

Pretty sure this audible is: “Meow, meow, I’m a vicious panther, I’ll scratch your eyes out.”

“Ashley honey, looks like I might be starting in two weeks, so would you please renew your prescription for that special health regimen YOU use.”

It was all staged by Stanley Kubrik. Wake up sheeple.

Yeah, I would estimate that the covert healthcare spys helped about negative one million percent, approximately.

Imagine our disappointment when we get that first clear image of planet Bleepblorp, only to find that the Bleepblorpian Ted Cruz, Ben Carson and Donald Trump are running for Supreme Planetary Overlord. Same stupid ideas as our guys, but green, and with tentacles.

It is nearly eradicated. There are some pockets in Afghanistan, Pakistan, India and perhaps Africa. It only takes a few infected folks, plus a bunch more unvaccinated folks to get it whipped up again.

Lee and Yang received the Nobel Prize in Physics the very next year. In what is widely perceived within the physics community as a gross injustice, Madame Wu was not included in the prize, even though it was her experimental expertise that helped proved Lee and Yang’s hypothesis to be correct.

Ted Cruz. It was Ted Cruz. Islamophobe, check. Bacon-toucher, check. Ignorant douche-bag, check. It was Ted Cruz.

Chuck Strong; Chuck Gone.