Clips like this make the life of every youth coach & referee a misery. “But I saw Lebron do this exact play on TV last night!?!” Somewhere this player’s old J.V. coach just clawed his eyes out with a rusty cheese-grater.

New rule: no caffeine for people who comment on the internet. If you read a story about a store that offers a product that you are not interested in and instead of skipping past that story you choose to go off on that store as if they were selling cocaine to toddlers, perhaps you should back off on your caffeine…

Time to hit the nanobubbles Boomer, your CTE is acting up.

My father makes coffee that tastes like shit, and I am sure he does it for much less than $100/lb.

Donald Trump has a suggestion: burquas. That man is a freakin’ genius. Also, someone please stuff a sock in his mouth.

Concussion epeidemic cover-up, ballghazi, arbitrary and pointless fines, tolerating PED’s, punishing palyers for raising awareness of cancer and domestic violence in a manner not sanctioned by the commish.

Let me guess: not a Bobby McFerrin fan? “Don’t worry, life will suck and be meaningless regardless of you and your worry”

Wow, I really admire your outlook. So harsh and real. Can I be your friend? We could share our innermost thoghts like “this place sucks”, or “fuck that guy”.

Well then, Rhett Butler must be a Nazi... maybe Hitler himslef. Because every good Ben Carson analogy includes both slavery and Nazis. “Frankly my coat hanger, I don’t give a damn. Sieg Heil!”

Nice ultrasound. By the way, your uterus looks fabulous, and your fetus looks like a lovely young woman.

And uppity, definitely uppity. To the kitchen with you all!

And how are you so sure he’s not Fivel? Could be Fivel. Just sayin.

About 10 years ago, my wife & I bought an all latex matress from flobeds.com. It cost a silly lot of money, but it is 8 hours of heaven every night. It came in 4-5 boxes, and set up fairly easily. As I recall, they had a calculator where you could enter and your height & weight how firm you like it, and they would…

Really SVU? Don’t you think this is a little too easy? I mean you are supposed to be creative artists, and you are just adding dialogue to a Jezebel entry. You are going to lose your union card for this stunt. I bet the main villians name is going to be Bosh Luggar.

Not to be a knowledgist, but T.I. is far too stupid to be talking in public, especially with a recording device in the vicinity.

Pro tip: when someone begins a sentence with “not to be sexist/racist/a bigot but...”, you know that some crazy shit is about to flow forth. Just got back from a family wedding and heard this about a dozen times. It was interresting crowd, mix of young/old, conservative/liberal, ex-military/civilian,…

Yes, and it is also the olive oil recommended by 4 out of 5 emergency room pediatricians. So I think we can all agree that the baby got the best care available. Extra virgin... best care possible.

They were going to organize a protest, but their anger dissipated when they found out she was still only paid $.71 on the dollar.

I dunno. Seems justified. Sure, he was just standing there minding his own business, but he was quite menacing while he did it. Just look at his face in the video, he seemed very black african-american threatening.

Why do people need to bet on sports anyway? Can’t we all just enjoy the spectacle of grown men giving each other permanent, long-term brain damage by pummeling each other with their helmeted heads? It’s great fun; some of these guys can’t even remember the names of their children, or if they even have children. I…