You’re right. I forgot, Xenu is/was an alien. Wait... is Xenu still alive? Immortal evil alien warlord? Some call Tom Cruise, this could change everything. I mean if Xenu is an IMMORTAL, evil, alien warlord than this all makes perfect sense. Call up the scientology center, I’m going in for my audit! Honey, do we have…

There, that seems more like it.

This is an emotionally inflamed moment. It would be inappropriate to talk about doing nothing now. We’ll take this up in a few months and do nothing then.

At this point, it might be more expedient to start list people in the U.S. not molested or raped by Dr. Huxtable. I’ll go first: Never met him, never been drugged by him, never woke to him licking my feet, never woke up to find him jerking off on my ass. There. 300,000,000 million americans - 1 (me) = 299,999,999…

At some point in life we all have to ask ourselves: do we believe what makes us feel best, or do we believe what there is the most evidence for. I once knew a woman who believed in angels just because it made her happy to think that they were looking over her. Happy truth or hard truth? Red pill or blue pill? Which do…

Thanks. Now call your lawyer and give him/her a heads up (accessory after the fact). Don’t be surprised if weeping ensues.

Conservatives: govt wan’t to take our guns and then our money and give it to poor “urban” people (talking ‘bout the blacks).

What were they “more probable than not generally aware of?” WMD’s?

Shocking that a depressed woman in the “care” of a group that denies the existence of mental illness should end up in a suicidal state.

Cam just misheard him. What he really said was “you’re not Manning enough to get that call.”

Indiana is Florida for northerners. Red necks, racists, fundamentalists, meth and assorted other nut jobs. Same recipe, same stew.

As a decades long Patriots fan I seriously hope that the Pats make the superbowl, and on Friday night before the big game the appellatate court rules that Tom Brady is ineligible to play in the big game. I wish this only to see the crashes and explosions and the entire country scream “WTF” all at once.

Hold on. I thought only internet debates go straight to Nazis and Hitler. How did Nazis end up on a printed note?

I would just caution the gays not to have the gay sex WITH the godly pizza. It burns, it burns! Not because it is holy, just because the hot cheese will totally scorch your wiener. And lezbitarians, don’t even think about it. If you think hot cheese burning the roof of your mouth is bad... ooof.

I think Brady’s original “endorsement” was something like “I think it would be great if Trump were president, heh heh, he would put putting greens on the white house lawn, heh heh. How great would that be?”

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There, fixed that for you. You’re welcome.

My lip reading skills are a little shaky, but I think he referred to Reggie Nelson as “an excellent athlete with tremendous skills, a great personality and a positive outlook on life. All in all, I would be happy if dated a member of my family. What a fine young gentleman.”

Ugh. So smart on the field. Off the field.... not so much.

I can’t exactly tell. Your wording is a little unclear. Are you pro-Kasich or anti? On the one hand he is “pure”, on the other hand he is “evil garbage.” Very confusing.