You are welcome.

A few points:

tl;dr :

Of course not. That was just a bad, bad dream. Marshawn Lynch ran it in on his third attempt and the Seahawks won the game 31-24. Go back to sleep now. Pancakes in the morning.

Lighten up Francis.

New Headline:

Elizabeth Warren/Jon Stewart 2016. I'm preparing my write-in ballot just as soon as I finish my nap.

There's a 98% chance he will be a football player THEN he will become a police officer.... probably in Florida.

Cody thinks to himself: "I wonder which would win a fight, a big-ass dog, or an alligator.... no, wait, wait. What if the dog and gator are both stoned out of their minds on some really good weed? Science demands an answer!