Oh yeah, I have a friend whose daughter found a sugar daddy on, I believe, a website of that exact name. She was 20, he was in his 50's. He’d send an Uber to come pick her up in LA and bring her down to OC for sex. He paid her bills, bought clothes, gave her an allowance. Strictly transactional.

Lauren, you missed one critical fact here. He is Mossimo Giannulli (of the Target Mossimos).

Yes, this is me hiding food from my wife. She tracks all her calories, makes me buy her healthy tasteless food, then proceeds to eat all of the food I buy to eat for myself. I eat 2-3 spoonfuls of ice cream at a time, over the course of a week or two. She finds the carton and it’s gone except for the barest minimum so…

Did everyone else in the world realize how close Apple Martin’s name is to Apple Martini before today? I feel 16 years late to this joke. I’ve been walking around laughing at the name like, “Yeah. Apple. That’s a bad name.” But not understanding that what’s really bad is its proximity to a questionable cocktail. I…

That's Elon's 6th child. The man left his first wife with 5 under 5.

You’re 5000 candles in the wind, Prince Rupert.

This seems like an unlawful seizure, interruption of mail service and actual government censorship, based on the messages printed on the masks. Add that to the willful disregard for health and safety by making the masks unavailable to users.

If they have a gofundme, I’ll donate and if they need volunteers to sew more, I can do that too. ACAB.

You are a GOOD FRIEND.

Karl Rove should be tried at the Hague.

These are the weirdest and so painful!

You leave in a fuge after friendly cheerful employees compliment you and annoint you with fragrant lotions and load you with samples and HOLY SHIT I SPEND 90 DOLLARS I JUST CAME HERE FOR SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER WHAT HAPPENED?  But NOTHING beats the shampoo bars and conditioner solids for traveling.  When I was in…

Lush shampoo puck or bust.  I need naught more expensive.

I remember hearing this song when I was little and asking my mom what “tuppence” meant, being told that it was a kind of money in England and that’s how much the bird food cost and coming away from that with the idea the British currency was birdseed.

I think whomever owns the dogs is the one that ordered the matching outfits.

He and the new wife are still together I think, and they have kids under 10. My guess is she’s there with the kids, but it’s just agreed that little ones don’t appear in famous people social media. 

I am lonely in my tiny apartment. It sucks and it's boring. But then I see the ads with the helpline to call if you are living with an abuser and am humbled right away. 

“She also didn’t have real boyfriends or go out on dates”.