what movie is this?

14 HOURS? I bet they didn’t let her pump either. Her boobs had to have been agonizingly sore.

In the same style as Lost:

I did not have “the talk”, not once. The sexual education I had went like this:

My first thought on reading this was that I know 2 people who will be torn up about the dogs but wouldn’t give a second thought to the people.

Gotta be Mr. Coffee !! The name ppl, the NAME.......................! Mr. Coffee. (!)

Gotta be Mr. Coffee !! The name ppl, the NAME.......................! Mr. Coffee. (!)

Well this is absolutely despicable, and you should be ashamed of yourself. No way you had the express written consent of the National Football League to post that Tweet/Vine.

In Peyton’s defense, Papa John probably tastes better than his pizza.

The truly disappointing part, though, is that the very things that make people bitch and hate him (the dancing, the celebration) are the very things I took as positives in terms of how he handled himself and the game— with a good sense of humor, and just enjoying the game. And to see that the same lighthearted nature…

It’s almost as if he was upset he just lost the biggest game of his life. Crazy.

I’m a Hillary voter, but Steinem needs to STFU. I’m voting for Hillary (with some reluctance) because I think she’s a battle-tested beltway beeyotch who can clobber Republican radicals. I'd be voting for Biden if he were running.

Well he’s a Rory, so...

Uh, NSFW maybe? That thermometer doesn't have any pants on!

They already have and Emma Stone is first in line to play Rukundo. If she’s not available though, I think Rooney Mara is down.

The hit men were so competent though! They extorted extra cash for killing a woman they didn’t even kill. So, one less murder to deal with, and they got paid extra for it. I mean I don’t want to think they’re nice guys but if I was going to be a hitperson (let's be PC here) for hire I would totally want to get paid…

If you replace the husband with an evil stepmother, it could be Snow White too! Her kids could be the dwarves and maybe her pastor is prince charming?

Soooo this is basically Macbeth if the murderers were even less competent than they are in the play.

Fiberglass most likely.

That is called a croquembuche which translates to “crunch in the mouth.” I had a mini one for my engagement dinner. It looked like that but was all tiny little creampuffs. Because my husband’s bestie is a Michelin starred chef and whenever I cook for him when he comes to our house he would ask what he could bring and…