Other than giving up bagels and cream cheese, it’s a very reasonable list
Yup teacher sounds totally reasonable here. Like nothing about this assignment sounds like it needed to be done in school. The only legit complaints would be from kids without access to computers or the internet, and I hope she’d accommodate those students.
Flattering white jumpsuit are three words that have no.business in such close proximity to each other, unless of course you are talking about Barry Gibb or the 6 Million Dollar Man Steve Austin. Or the Pope.
I think I’ll be revealing that I know too much about the Kardashians but... wasn’t Bieber hooking up with Kendall a while ago? Didn’t it cause a problem between Kendall and Kylie and Selena Gomez? Something to do will coachella. How weird he would then go out with her sister who is about 18 years older. I just don’t…
The real question isn’t whether or not “Wonderful Christmastime” is the worst song McCartney ever wrote, it’s whether or not “Wonderful Christmastime” is the worst song anyone ever wrote.
Hey look, a Roads Scholar!
Where will Kardashian wannabes shop now?!
I know the person who wrote this. (hint) Not Tori.
Republican Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives Paul Ryan recently grew a very short beard. Soon after that,…
The NYT fb feed read, ‘You are home.’ and I choked up.
I quote that skit almost weekly. Unfortunately, because MadTV never had the audience of an SNL, almost no one ever understands why I’m threatening to bury them alive in a box. Everyone can talk about boring motherfucking cowbells and everyone gets it and thinks they’re a genius, while all I get are these dumb…
Yes! All the time. “Stop it or I’ll bury you alive in a box!”
Take that back, Dot made me pee my pants at least twice.
Holy shit I would watch the Lena Dunham version of The Prestige and oh how I would laugh at the downfall.
Spoiler: she’s using some sort of tesla invention to create clones of herself and then killing the original version of herself every night in a big tank of water. I’m sure all the science checks out if you care about science.
But as I’ve said, it isn’t helpful, morally, to think of embryos as property.
I got in a solid 30 seconds of “well helooooo, Tarzan” before the horrible niggling part of me wondered where Tarzan gets trousers.