I wish to be this lady’s friend. She kicks ass and will not brook nonsense, but also knows how to party hard.

The only time that her rich person-ness gets really annoying is during those “ask Ina” bits. Where someone basically says they are poor and in a desert, so they can’t get fancy seasonal ingredient X, and want a substitute. And her answer is: “no. go to a farmer’s market for x, like I do in the Hamptons.” That’s not…

He really loves those mashed potatoes!

Ina Garten is what I imagine as Cinderella’s fairy godmother.

YES! So what, Ina’s rich. She’s a good cook and a good TV personality. And she owns it. Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

I can’t believe millihelen is over and Jane Marie is leaving (or worse, being pushed out). This is by far one of the best Jezebel’s sub-blog, I love, love Deep Cuts, the 24 hours Beauty Diaries, the mall makeovers stories, the talk about make-up and beauty routines, the tips and tricks...and of course the best part is…

I love puzzles.

I avoid Gawker comments like the plague because they are generally cesspools with one or two reasonable people who get drowned out.

Who the fuck is letting off firecrackers at the moment? I live in London, near some major landmarks and people are still setting off 5th November fireworks. Shops are selling them cheap. Every time they go off in the last 48hrs, we’re like, is that fucking gunfire? STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS WHEB EVERYONE IS ON HIGH…

I see your golden retriever puppy video, and I raise you a golden retriever video with TEN golden retrievers.

France 24 is reporting that the police now say firecrackers set off the panic, which was severe enough for people to trample over the makeshift memorials.

Who’s wearing a bikini on a boat??

Anyone else remember the Gawker thread were even regular commenters were going on about how hot she is and her boobs? And the pile on that happened to the few who said it wasn’t appropriate (ie. Go back to Jezebel, we’re just having fun, you can’t police my thoughts)?

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

...but her fiancé.

LOL at “criminalizing the white race”

Jennifer Aniston was replaced in Brad Pitt’s love life and everyone in the world has kept noticing for years and years and years.

I JUST realized who she reminds me of...Stockard Channing.