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re: Matthew Perry - “Could I break any more bones?”

What’s wrong with B.J. Novak?

I was trying to figure out how anyone could have an internal organ tattooed. Thank god she was just talking about a tattoo of lips that looks like other lips.

I wasn’t going to and now it’s your fault.

Excuse me if I’m late here, but is she named Demi because she’s a genetically modified lab-grown semi-clone of Demi Moore?

Yeah, and then your neighbors/office mates could sue your municipality.

The real problem here is that beer and celebrities are terrible. I would much rather have my standard bourbon + diet coke with RBG and whatever she chooses to drink.

Plus the Ready for Hillary store is always promoting sales and merch and it just feels weird.

Oh, yeah? Well I have a B.A. in Public Policy and I totally had the 2007/8 Rolling Stone cover with Obama on my freshman dorm wall. Which is the college student version of being able to buy giant posters.

“man, if only Portland, Oregon was a real place,” there’s some shocking news for you: Portland is real

Holy trigger warning, Batman!

That gif makes me pine for those long ago, halcyon days when “the Jersey Shore” was the worst-best of MTV.

The 90s were a terrifying time for children’s characters.

The answer should always be fries. Unfortunately, celebrities don’t always abide by that strict moral code.

These segments are the best thing since Lindy left.

I use "They're Real," too. I looove the wand.

I use "They're Real," too. I looove the wand.

Hahahaha, I need to rewatch asap.

I was in love with the Nathan Fillion/Kerri Russel love story in Waitress.Where do I sign up for pre-pre-pre-ordering tickets?