The gif is from “Shame.” I have to hope it was the character’s choice, not Fassbender’s.

haha, that is some best practices parenting.

are unable to reconcile the fact that their children [which come right from peoples’ genitals] will be merrily hunting for eggs (which come, I must remind you, right from a chicken’s genitals)

Better?

Happy Birthday! Here is some nsfw Fassbender, since he’s your b-day twin and all. No other motives, obviously.

(They probably deserve it)

She's dating Lord Gillingham?! I don't usually like to speculate about peoples' reproductive choices, but they should really really have some beautiful talented babies someday.

Yeah, way too much shine. Hopefully she’ll keep the Mad Men makeup and costume departments on retainer for the rest of forever.

January Jones seems to be made of porcelain, organic/grass-fed milk, and Rapunzel-genes. She should probably remain asexual until we discover another of her species.

Honestly, the university should be embarrassed to have not done their homework on Common before now. That’s some C- freshman bullshit, Kean. Pro-tip, never ever admit that you started your research the night before like this again.

Freedom of Speech adjacent

Or if you like the pearl, they offer that in Jordans, too.

Am I too late with this gif?

They are seriously ubiquitous in the worst way. I miss being able to buy graphic tees with witty shit on them! AA tees for women are always weird and tiny and the men's are cut too high and I end up with a uniboob.

Get yourself to netflix and please watch all of Parks & Rec. Immediately.

Nick Offerman is like King Bear. I wish I was a gay dude so I could fully appreciate, more than I can from my straight-lady vantage point.