If your homies not hyping you like this then you don’t need them 

“When you speak of me, Charlie, speak well.”
Martin Maldonado

Todd Frazier is an adult man, and not a dumb child

This lady figured out that since facebook displays “likes” on a person’s profile chronologically you can chart a path of radicalization. Its starts with Fox News and takes a few recognizable stops along the way before reaching full blown Nazi.

That doesn’t make any sense. LSD is LSD. You can take more or less of it, but one mole isn’t any stronger than another.

Ever heard the phrase “If everyone you meet is an asshole, you’re the asshole?”

I have a theory. Just hear me out.

Joe Morgan is a dumb-dumb when it comes to sabermetrics but he was OK in the booth: Good-natured, extremely knowledgable about the mechanics of the game (especially hitting), and has a nice voice to listen to.

This is what he deserves for playing at Duke. 

Call me crazy, but this seems like a bad place to locate an arrow-straight 92.5 MPH four-seam fastball.

“Charlie Chesbrough, senior economist for Cox Automotive, told AutoNews that he has a working hypothesis. Mainly, it costs more to buy a car these days, and it’s tough to borrow the money to do it. It’s pretty tough to sell to a market that doesn’t have the means to buy.”

There are a million ways to save money. Not buying lottery tickets is no better or worse than most of them. You can save money not buying your lunch. Or coffee. Or going to a matinee. Not taking a vacation. Clipping coupons.

MLB - “We’re totally against anything racist, suspensions all around!”

Also MLB - “This week on Sunday Night Baseball: Braves at Indians!”

Who starts shaving a full beard with an electric shaver?

No other country ever had a 9/11

No other country ever had a 9/11, either.

“No other country ever had a 9/11, either.”

Not sure if serious....

EDIT: And I am not saying that 9/11 wasn’t the largest ever but plenty of countries have had horrible attacks, bombings, other countries trying to overtake them, etc that has led to patriotism for their country....but they don’t have an older…

“I won’t agree that it’s ‘real’ work.”

Unions weren’t built to really address the concerns being raised by high paid and well treated tech workers...

I was curious about the more specific question Mr. Mervis seems to be asking: who will still be around, but will have fallen in stature enough to playing at a chicken wing cookoff? By my tally, he got four right, four maybes, and three wrong.