Blogger Alleges Fix In Upcoming Fight!

Biased in favor of... facts?

Atlanta was so angry at that call that their players got psyched up, each one wanting to throw down the most thunderous revenge layup they could muster.

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

This. I suggested a used Camry, but it’s stuck in the gray. The best first car is one that is cheap to buy, run, insure, and is reliable.

1999 Nissan Maxima SE + $20,000 worth of college education.

Masters of the Universe disagrees with you!

Revenge will be difficult, as I’m having a hard time trying to figure out something more disgusting to give her to eat than what she already ordered.

Completely inappropriate and unprofessional

I really don't care if VP Joe Biden runs for the highest office in the land, but I need one of these stickers.

The panels on the ball make it look like goatse. Cannot unsee.

“7. NBA. Somehow even more fucking endless.”

Not seen in the photo above, the ball actually left the park. He got winded and decided to stay at first base.

There's only one version of "Bitch Betta Have My Money" and it's not by a cyborg trying to do her best Beyonce impression.

I laughed really hard at the dog licking the bongoes before playing them for some reason

5 speed 3 series wagon.

"Get on the phones"

Incorrect. You're not screwing them over at most places, because the server's tip-out in the vast majority of restaurants is based on sales rather than tips. Everyone else gets paid regardless; it just comes out of the server's pocket.

You don't say!