Hey, I liked the song too. Here's something.

Johnny Cleveland already describes a sexual act in which you're just about to finish, but instead, your condom falls off, so you pull out and don't even get close to having sex again for 20 or 30 years.

Manny will always be one of my favorite baseball players. I don't have anything funny to add.

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

What a fucking piece of shit. I wish I could put some kind of witty spin on it, but honestly, fuck this guy.

Edie frickin Brickell with the intro.

Insufferable Seattle WASP-fight! Next you'll be arguing over which brand of organic hemp socks go best with your sandals!

You'd think that a guy who loves to criticize other people's speech with a weak connection to literacy would use a better construction than "to not say."

Yet James Deen could post a competition on Jezebel to fuck a lucky fan and hundreds of women would apply.

You know soccer players love going down in the box.

Oh come on, of course he's diving.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: [Crashes into wall at 200 mph]