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better red than dead
better-red-than-dead

I’ve only done a sensory deprivation tank once ($100 an hour) but if I were a tech oligarch (or the wastrel son of one) I’d sure as shit have a tank in my house. IDGAF about wellness shit but it was so nice and calming and I had to be in public so I couldn’t even get high beforehand. 

She’s dating Elon Musk aka the richer nerdier Joe Rogan. In no way should anyone assume it’s a joke. 

there’s a reason Dallas isn’t some webegone franchise

Meeeeeeeeeeth is a helluva drug.

An unnamed source at Ford was quoted by the outlet to say that healthcare for its 56,000 hourly employees will exceed $1 billion next year, and that GM pays close to $900 million annually for its U.S. hourly staff.

Nothing appeals to people under 30 like the Harley their Sons of Anarchy-cosplaying uncle rides.

I know the answer (rich, white) but how in the actual fuck do you not at least get committed to a facility for a good long while after trying to cut off a corpse’s head and threatening violence if you don’t get to?!

Splinter seems to think the crucial middle of the country will vote for Kamala or Bernie.

Good god those rust shots make me happy (momentarily) to live in Texas.

I’m a libertarian

I think you can guess the demographic makeup of Allen’s fans.

Major league ballplayer, Australian accent - I’m going to guess that he’s doing plenty of rooting in Oakland (and other AL cities).

It’s not even an educational system issue. A significant chunk of the anti-vaxxer epidemic is driven by well-educated upper-middle class people. Our most famous neurosurgeon believes that the Egyptian pyramids were granaries. James Watson wrote The Bell Curve.

People, even otherwise highly intelligent people, believe

Everything about this screams “the driver deserves to be guillotined.”

Hell would freeze over before Kamala Harris gives up being Senator from California for the next 40 years for anything less than the Presidency.

Being VP is basically a death knell for one’s Presidential ambitions (HW Bush being the only VP directly elected to President without a death post-Civil War, throw in Nixon

most progressive state in America

You could make this argument about basically every rich person - why the fuck hasn’t Warren Buffett been retired to a private island sipping mai tais since he became a billionaire almost 40 years ago, etc.. 

Because he’d lose. Cornyn is scum but doesn’t inspire the same visceral hate as Ted Cruz - and he’s competently evil, actually shows up for votes, does the work of being a Senator. Cornyn is the kind of bastard who has the institutional support to stay in the Senate until he decides it’s time to quit.

When I was a kid Morganna and Phil Rizzuto were signing at a baseball card show - for some reason it was just one line, them sitting at the same table.