Going to be a bummer when he flops at Chelsea, rides the bench for two years and finally gets sold to Beckham FC.

Those political and ethnic divisions (but I repeat myself) are already present in every clubhouse. You think Trevor Bauer’s teammates don’t know that he’s a MAGA conspiracy shithead?

Jim Bouton was talking about this shit in Ball Four, 50 years ago.

Indy pop

After a life spent wandering the globe and moving every few years living as an artist and yogi

You can find similar photos of Obama and Erdogan. 

When people talk about the old days of bipartisanship, what they’re referring to is the consensus around supporting authoritarians abroad. It’s as American as apple pie.

If you want to try to avoid spoilers, go ahead, whatever.

Houston is a malarial swamp. Phoenix shouldn’t exist. Atlanta and Dallas are poster children for suburban sprawl and have shitty humid weather (not as bad as Houston). Seattle is dreary and wet and until the early ‘90s a backwater.

LA and Miami are already destinations on par with NY and Chicago is at the same level as…

No one has as many cool Onion bits about them. The Hard Times is working to get “Fugazi Capitalism” Beto into that same meme-space but Crazy Uncle Joe Biden is still the king.

Democrats haven’t won the white vote since Southern Strategy realignment and Clinton was the last one to come even vaguely close. Hillary won essentially the same percentage of whites as Obama 2012 and Gore/Kerry/Obama ‘08 were only a few percentage points off of those two performances.

Incorrect. Hillary lost in large part because she didn’t motivate minority turnout to the same extent as Obama.

Attempting to steal a GOP demographic (old crackers) doesn’t work - they just vote for the Republican anyway.

Almost-instant read meat thermometers are cheap now, no reason to poke and hope anymore. 

counterpoint to counterpoint: “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” is dope and should replace all other national songs, bonus points if we slip in “John Brown’s Body” sometimes.

No other country ever had a 9/11, either.

I was at Barnes and Noble a decade ago and an old guy was standing in the magazine section with a Playboy and a hand furiously working in his pocket.

when players whose performance was close to that of an average (white) player were allowed to remain in the big leagues

Influencers are a vital component of modern-day marketing and no product can survive without having a good influencer marketing strategy.

Heaven forbid he develop another talent or interest in college that could be a less physically risky method of generating millions with

Anyone who is not Steve Jobs should stay in school, football player or not.

I grew up with the 9-win Mavericks of the early ‘90s so basketball was somewhere below Chechen soccer in my interests until Dirk, Nash and Fin came along. Those teams were so much fun to root for, I didn’t really care if they ever won a ring - but the championship run is my favorite sports event of all time.

Do you know what kills most American children in this age group? Car accidents without car seats, gun violence, child abuse, and drowning. If a person is not screaming about blah blah blah