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Adams came out of the gate on fire - Whiskeytown was great, the band was good enough to offset Adams’s AOR tendencies. Then he went solo and the first album was good (in large part because of David Rawlings) and after that it’s been piles of shit.

He’s been treated like a genius because of a 5 year run that ended in

Chris Pratt appears to have the demeanor and IQ of a bright golden retriever, none of this should be a surprise.

If he wasn’t rich and famous he’d be exactly the kind of khaki shorts suburban dad who goes to a hateful church without thinking too hard about it.

1975 is almost 45 years in the past. 90% of the NFL audience can’t remember a game from before 1975. Fuck off, Sully.

Scientology has better music.

Yeah, hearing “roses really smell like poo-poo-poo” it was up there with the first time a friend played Illmatic for me.

Plagued by mediocre performances from the half of Outkast that no one wants to see

Jerry didn’t do anything wrong

ugh, I see I made the right decision

What stupid shit did Cuban say this time? My life as a Mavs fan has been vastly improved by pretending he doesn’t exist.

The two albums before The Blueprint were both #1s and sold almost exactly as much as The Blueprint. That’s a weird way to revive someone’s career.

regular 1964-2019 things

Driving 5 miles under the limit gives you more time to text.

First third was great, second third was good, final third was meh at best. The story of so many apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic novels.

My old roommate brought a guy home, he insisted on stopping for magnums - turns out he was abnormally long but thin and wound up losing a condom inside of her.

He might want to remember the birth of his children, how to drive a car, etc., presumably.

It’s weird, growing up in Dallas Hansen always seemed like the kind of stick in the mud crank who’d worry about the unwritten rules of baseball. Aged woke Hansen turned out to be consistently great.

He’s a halfwit 4Chan edgelord who happens to be worth millions of dollars instead of living in mommy’s basement.

50/50 shot of the game time temp of the 2020 Winter Classic being 80 degrees.

He’s (probably unfairly) going to be labeled a flop in 18 months but Chelsea will sell a bunch of shirts in the US, I imagine.