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Your cat presenting to you an animal that it has tortured for fun definitely makes the cat less cute.

Well, those are surprising Google image results given the tale.

A lot of young people don’t think that they can make a change because they’ve never seen how power works and how power is made.

He’s got all the good qualities of Clarkson, Leno and Needell rolled into 1 person.

Particularly Kadyrov - he’s a nationalist first and foremost (or second, after gangster), he has no interest in international terrorism that would compromise his permanently shaky relationship with Moscow. 

Aren’t the CHUDs who make up McGregor’s devoted fanbase the same people who always talk about “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”? The UFC, McGregor and his posse played the stupidest possible games.

A quick search says he was an informant tasked with spying on the ‘Muslims of America’ organization.

Given the post-911 attitude toward what constitutes a domestic extremist group (ie any group where a member has ever been inside a mosque) I’ll withhold judgement on the guy. They appear to still be an organization so

Khabib is bros with Ramzan Kadyrov, Conor has underworld ties and generally seems like a shitty person.

As with Conor-Floyd, I’m rooting for a lighting rig to fall and knock them both out simultaneously. 

I owned a Kia Soul, an ex-girlfriend had an Element, my parents have had a scattering of the Toyota/Chevy/Ford crossovers over the years - I’ve never noticed any particular difference in driving any of them (re: handling or crosswinds) vs. a lower sedan/hatchback in the daily driving conditions most people use their

That was my initial reaction, but it’s poorly phrased. “Due to sanctions imposed on Russia” makes it sound less like we have a random statute in the federal code governing China’s military purchases.

He says they were pre-marital property. Her lawyer might disagree. 

Houston is a godforsaken malarial swamp, he could be playing for free and it would be a better deal than his engineering gig.

Lisa Ann and Ava Addams will nurse him back to health.

A celebration worth the inevitable fine.

I had to disable my ad blocker to see Gawker Media comments today and my god this site gives you cancer without an ad blocker.

“Guaranteed” money doesn’t mean he gets paid no matter what, it just means money the team would owe him if they cut him - there is zero chance Davis played one half and will walk away with $3.5mn.

If a player in a sport with guaranteed contracts retires for non-medical reasons, they don’t keep collecting their

It meant “asshole, dickhead, etc” because of the association with homosexuality, dipshit.

Every man loves a blowjob, right? Yet cocksucker is an insult... it’s almost like the insinuation of gay sex is the actual root. Weird, huh?

To be fair, that’s a great color.

One day, Hamno, you’ll realize that the rich are just the players on our team who were born rich and took full advantage of that, fucking over millions of people in the process.