A home for aging knuckleballers.

As opposed to his gold digging, worthless relatives who were eagerly awaiting his death?

At least his wife had to put in some work and touch his sad, saggy old man balls.

Steal whatever you can from the big/evil boys?

Three guys my dad worked with (one in flooring, two plumbers) actually did move from independent contracting to working for Home Depot in the late ‘90s or early ‘00s as in-store experts. The pay was very close to what an individual plumber (not running multiple crews) could pull down without the miseries of being an…

Home Depot certainly deserves it, but it also presents a fallacy that other big boxers are a Utopia.

I’d be more worried about a Cascadia ‘big one’

You’re still arguing the merits of the case, you weird nerd.

Now you’re arguing the merits of the case. You didn’t read, so let’s repeat: the very act of being sued by a billionaire would ruin me and most other people. I couldn’t hire a lawyer to write a letter to my mother, much less face a billionaire’s legal team for even one day.

I see by the reams of replies, though, where…

If it wasn’t an issue or shady, would that person not still be writing for Alpha?

Giving yourself heart disease to own the libs.

Thanks for the reminder that Mark Cuban paid Raef Lafrentz $80mn back when that was a huge salary.

That newfangled buzzword “collective bargaining.”

Usual reminder here that a greater percentage of Bernie primary voters voted for Hillary in the general than ‘08 Hillary voters for Obama.

So he doesn’t wish his hands after shitting, right?

Evangelicals are hypocrites, sky remains blue.

Buy a Boxster and donate $200k to abortion access funds across the country. You can personally pay for ~400 abortions for women who cannot afford to have one - both a good deed and the greatest possible trolling of the assholes who make up 45% of this country.

That night in Film Appreciation 101 when young Jimmy was introduced to The Graduate...

That sounds like the usual astroturfed anti-union talking points but if you’re real the growth of the American middle class took place at the height of the labour movement - as unions were weakened, weirdly enough, real wages began their long stagnation.

Ah yes, embracing McCarthyism to own the right, well done ya bootlicker.

If my rental car suddenly sprouted golf clubs and a dirty ashtray (and presumably other effluvia) while I went into a store... I think I’d notice something was off.