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Now you’re arguing the merits of the case. You didn’t read, so let’s repeat: the very act of being sued by a billionaire would ruin me and most other people. I couldn’t hire a lawyer to write a letter to my mother, much less face a billionaire’s legal team for even one day.

I see by the reams of replies, though, where

If it wasn’t an issue or shady, would that person not still be writing for Alpha?

Giving yourself heart disease to own the libs.

Thanks for the reminder that Mark Cuban paid Raef Lafrentz $80mn back when that was a huge salary.

That newfangled buzzword “collective bargaining.”

Usual reminder here that a greater percentage of Bernie primary voters voted for Hillary in the general than ‘08 Hillary voters for Obama.

So he doesn’t wish his hands after shitting, right?

Evangelicals are hypocrites, sky remains blue.

Buy a Boxster and donate $200k to abortion access funds across the country. You can personally pay for ~400 abortions for women who cannot afford to have one - both a good deed and the greatest possible trolling of the assholes who make up 45% of this country.

That night in Film Appreciation 101 when young Jimmy was introduced to The Graduate...

That sounds like the usual astroturfed anti-union talking points but if you’re real the growth of the American middle class took place at the height of the labour movement - as unions were weakened, weirdly enough, real wages began their long stagnation.

Ah yes, embracing McCarthyism to own the right, well done ya bootlicker.

If my rental car suddenly sprouted golf clubs and a dirty ashtray (and presumably other effluvia) while I went into a store... I think I’d notice something was off.

This POV is adorable and completely unrelated to the real world of restaurant work. You might as well suggest having the lion from Narnia scare these people off.

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Without being edited to match the footage, they’re both lame.

Now, someone recut the video to this

If I could live with myself afterward, I’d gin up some kind of controversy for my shop and get the MAGA fuckers in buying shit they don’t need or want to own the libs. I’m not entirely opposed to a good grift, especially when it’s taking money from terrible people.

One of the Chapo Trap House guys jokes about Family Court Warriors all the time and it’s always a little shocking how close that joke is to the truth for a significant portion of the right. 

In a just world, Geithner would be shamed out of society and forced to beg for scraps guillotined after a story like this was published.

Jesus, Greta Van Fleet are the most boring band to ever exist. The only entertainment is seeing what horrible goofy bullshit the singer pulls off with his jazz hands and constipated/orgasming facial expressions.

You don’t read well. The 50-60% number is from wholesalers talking about their freezing practices - including fish being frozen on the boat - followed by several premier sushi chefs in the country talking about how they freeze even the fish they don’t have to freeze.

Again, the FDA requires all fish served raw to be