Entry-level luxury sedan is way more “mom mobile” in my eyes than a Kia Soul crossover, GTI hatch or Subaru wagon. Only gets mommier if it’s an entry-level luxury crossover/SUV.

Georgetown is what happens when you remove everything good and interesting about Austin but leave the heat, rich white people and shitty traffic.

Trump has the second-highest ‘party approval rating’ (second to Dubya post-9/11) in modern Presidential history.

Lots of people failing at math in the comments - the tattoos are a decade old at most (given when he went to prison). This is not the distant past, it’s more like ‘yesterday.’

He hasn’t been atoning for shit.

Once again, we don’t have interstate border controls or customs so guns can move without any trouble. Devolving to the states does nothing to solve the problem. Possession was essentially illegal in Chicago and DC prior to Heller and McDonald - didn’t help the gun homicide situation.

Guns are highly restricted in Chicago, to little effect. Unless we institute interstate border controls, this needs to be handled nationwide and ultimately, the needs of one state do not differ from the needs of any other.

“Devolve it to the states” is basically the same attitude as “fuck states who voted for Trump,…

As we’ve seen with Chicago, that doesn’t work. Freedom of movement means you can easily smuggle guns from loose states to strict states without much effort.

Stipulating that people who prefer college football and basketball to professional are half-wit monsters and the reason we wound up living under President Trump. Definitely the most racist fan contingent.

Baseball definitely has the widest variance - from people who whine about showboaters and people who cheer them on…

I’d guess based on her behavior that it was a public drunkenness charge.

He was 27 when this happened.

I feel like I missed out on the golden age for E30s - they were my favorite car in high school in the late ‘90s (and still one of my top body styles) but way beyond my “25 year old F-100 with no heat or air” budget. Now when I idly browse them they’re all ragged to shit and modified by the teenagers of the late ‘00s…

John Wick is the world you get if you give libertarians a cookie.

The guy who started the first petition there:

Okay, and what happens for part-time Uber drivers when Uber mandates you work a shift which conflicts with your main job?

So, uh, did they find a 6'5" professional dancer to partner with Kareem or is this just going to be super awkward with him dancing with a woman two feet shorter?

lol what? I had a 2008 Ram quad cab because of work, moved to a Kia Soul and when I needed a truck again I got the current generation of Colorado. Even the Ram vs Colorado (which is the same size as my ‘90s F-150) is a different world in terms of driving (and parking) much less full size truck vs. mini-truck.

The understatement of his Willie Mays report is my favorite - “The fellow is simply a good hitter.”

The coach is a dipshit for the “nobody should say it” line, but this actually is a teachable moment, rather than the kind of racist act that marks the perpetrators as shitty people (which definitely do exist, age notwithstanding - if you’re a teenager you don’t get a free pass)?

Ta-Nehisi Coates literally had to…

Chicken and watermelon is the standard joke but there’s a whole list that could accompany it - chitlins, collards, etc.. Basically, southern food.

The early-to-mid 90s were the worst for slow dance songs - in my suburban 75% white junior high school, rap/R&B was still scary to parents and authorities. Can’t graze your boner on Suzy’s hip to Ace of Base or Soundgarden.

The one slow dance I clearly remember at my first 7th grade dance (and every one after that) was…