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Don Nelson never seemed like a weed guy to me - lots and lots of Scotch, definitely. He had some serious Bannon-bloat.

My belief is that 99% of football coaches are fascists and 99% of basketball coaches are pretty cool - Krzyzewski is the 1%. (Haven’t found the 1% football coach, though)

How bad was the blowjob that made a recruit not want to attend Kentucky? Did they ship in toothless tweakers from eastern KY?

Fantasies about HVAC/plumbing/electric seem to always belong to people who’ve never worked in those trades.

I worked at the only decent restaurant within walking distance of a MLB stadium, Berman was notorious for being an asshole. Demanding of special attention (no one could be seated at the tables next to him) and a shitty tipper.

Almost every other athlete or notable person who came in was cool if not amazingly so (a

My mom played everything from Zork and other text-based RPGs (early memory is her using graph paper to chart dungeons) up through the Britannia and the Sierra games until they became more about reaction times and graphics than the game. I think maybe she played Diablo and that was the end.

I’ve tried and tried to get

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This is just his way of leaking the headliner for the inauguration

Greitens started out as a Democrat and became a Republican because he knew which way the winds were blowing for his political future - which is to say he’s probably a sociopath interested only in attaining power for himself... so he should President in 2024 or 2028.

Part of the fun with soccer is imagining an alternate history of baseball where the minor league had diehard local fanbases and meaningful competition instead of just being farm teams.

What, no? That can’t be possible. In my experience, it takes some... preparation before planned anal is even feasible.

An ex-girlfriend did tell me about being accidentally fisted and the terrible conversation with a doctor later who tried to explain the proper method.

Counterpoint - Starting Strength can beat an adult novice to death. The fundamental concept is a mass-building program for young athletes. You want to move from JV to varsity football, squat your ass off. You just want to look better naked, be active, etc., you don’t need to squat as much or as often - the ability to

The problem is, their replacement options in the company are pretty bad - Jon Anik? Complete snooze.

Blue Valentine is good but pretty much entirely because of Michelle Williams’s performance.

Flaccid penises always look so sad, especially if they’re being manipulated.

Holy shit, Cowher’s been gone that long? I would have guessed Tomlin had been on the job for maybe five years.

The problem with “fuck ‘em, they voted Trump!” is that the dividing lines are not so clear. In states with more than 2 million voters, only a couple gave Clinton less than 35% of the vote, most were 42%+. Urban areas in red states vote blue.

That’s an awful lot of people to throw under the bus because you’re mad.

The Smart Oven is actually pretty awesome if you have a shitty oven that takes forever to reach temp or is completely unreliable about that temp. A good toaster oven also doesn’t heat up your whole damn house like a full-size when you just want to bake a couple of cookies.

The only part of this movie I’ve ever seen is the dude scamming on his best friend’s wife(?) with cue cards and it is fucking horrifying.

I’m less horrified by the idea of using the EC to unseat Trump than all the liberals cheering the guy while ignoring that his alternative is... John Kasich.

Does anyone actually think that a Kasich Administration would be materially less horrifying on race, voting rights, climate change, economics, LGBTQ issues, etc..